Personal Revelations

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Sir, I believe you are confusing Ben Affleck with Suzi Quatro.

Kindest regards
Hope the gnomes are returned to your garden

Ghost of a Hippo

Goad,
I have no idea who Suzi Quatro is? Should I know him/her?

Regards,
-VR

Originally posted by FMF
Here is an opportunity to reveal personal things that might not ordinarily come up in forum conversation.

One time I gave a finger to a cop. Well, it WAS his finger, it had been cut off and was laying there on the sidewalk and I spotted it. Good thing too, it was his MIDDLE finger. His wife is happy now.

Originally posted by sonhouse
One time I gave a finger to a cop. Well, it WAS his finger, it had been cut off and was laying there on the sidewalk and I spotted it. Good thing too, it was his MIDDLE finger. His wife is happy now.

Because his glasses kept sliding down his nose and he couldn't use his other hand because it had been bitten off and eaten by a pit bull fives year before?

Originally posted by sonhouse
One time I gave a finger to a cop. Well, it WAS his finger, it had been cut off and was laying there on the sidewalk and I spotted it. Good thing too, it was his MIDDLE finger. His wife is happy now.

A man's middle finger is crucial for opening jars of pickled eggs. (A straw poll has revealed).

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Goad,
I have no idea who Suzi Quatro is? Should I know him/her?

Regards,
-VR

Only if you want to keep your head high in glam rock society.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Because his glasses kept sliding down his nose and he couldn't use his other hand because it had been bitten off and eaten by a pit bull fives year before?

Ah, so you WERE there. Witnesses were called for but nobody stepped up to the plate, afraid of the gangs.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Only if you want to keep your head high in glam rock society.

Goad,
Hell no, I did see a u-tube of her singing. 😉 Maybe I'll become a fan.

Regards,
-VR

Originally posted by sonhouse
Ah, so you WERE there. Witnesses were called for but nobody stepped up to the plate, afraid of the gangs.

Well if the truth be known it was my pit bull and as they are illegal here I wasn't about to step forward and possibly be fined or worse, made to do community service picking up other dogs poop on main street...gangs be damned.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Well if the truth be known it was my pit bull and as they are illegal here I wasn't about to step forward and possibly be fined or worse, made to do community service picking up other dogs poop on main street...gangs be damned.

GBS,
I'd like my chances a whole lot better against a pit bull than a gang!

Regards,
-VR

Originally posted by FMF
Here is an opportunity to reveal personal things that might not ordinarily come up in forum conversation.

I have personal things too.

Originally posted by josephw
I have personal things too.

But of course said the horse!

Originally posted by yo its me
But of course said the horse!

Sir, is that talking horse for sale?

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Sir, is that talking horse for sale?

I had a horse. Two horses. At the same time. They couldn't talk. At least they didn't talk to me. One of them would step on my foot though.

Originally posted by josephw
I had a horse. Two horses. At the same time. They couldn't talk. At least they didn't talk to me. One of them would step on my foot though.

I'm only interested in talking horses.

😛

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
I'm only interested in talking horses.

😛

What about Donkeys? I know a few talking Donkeys? Divedonkey, Dandy Andy Donkey and DonkeyFM. I would be willing to let you have the lot for lets say. . . . . . twelve hundred sterling?