Originally posted by rhb"... You'll fart so hard and loud you'll terrify yourself..."
Was pointed towards this on another forum, worth taking the time to read through - i read it at work and was howling with laughter and wiping tears from my face in an open plan office.
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/read.php?f=2&i=3141618&t=3141618
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