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I'll start it out:

Chess is like a wild girlfriend. She excites you, disappoints you, sometimes frustrates you... but she always makes you want more of her.

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Sitting in church doesn't make you a Christian any more than sitting in a garage makes you a car.

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It wasn't me, it was him!


But I got that one from Homer Simpson...

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"I lost the dame, but my grip on winning grew even tighter."

"why ponder, when you can make hasty decisions."

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"To make things easier, I'll call those people who believe that God only knows what people who believe we cannot determine whether 'God exists' has meaning would be called, dottewells."

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I'm sure I left it on the table...

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Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.

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I hope you know what you're doing there Doc.

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Heheheh, I had way too many of them. That was before I learned how to resist their evil power! 😉

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Gay? I'm happy most of the time... 😕

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Originally posted by Moldy

"I went to Jiffy Lube and asked the guy to change my oil . When he realized I was not a car , and thought about the implications of what I was asking , he took a swing at me .

After what happened trying to fill up with gas at the Shell station , I don't think I can go back there either."