Please advise me...

c99ux

'Sir' to you

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12 Aug 07 16:19

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

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12 Aug 07 21:54

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Wear sunscreen.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly 😉

Nordlys

The sky

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12 Aug 07 22:12

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What about wine?

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

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12 Aug 07 22:22

Originally posted by Nordlys
What about wine?

\White is okay. Redor rose is an absolute no no though.

Nordlys

The sky

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12 Aug 07 22:30

Originally posted by jimslyp69
\White is okay. Redor rose is an absolute no no though.

Ah, pity. I only have red wine. Thought it might look nice on the keyboard.

sannevssr

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Moves: 12846

13 Aug 07 04:23

Originally posted by RookRAK
Buy low. Sell high.

Buy Low, Sell when sober

pawnhandler

tinyurl.com/ywohm

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13 Aug 07 05:12

Learn a knock knock joke. Find a cool stone. Do the things you couldn't wait to do once you grew up. Be worthy of your child's adoration. Laugh more. Share more.

Doctor Rat

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13 Aug 07 05:21

When in doubt, bore it out.

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c99ux

'Sir' to you

Osaka, Japan

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13 Aug 07 13:31

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Well, thanks for the great advice, everyone.

twiceaknight

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13 Aug 07 16:00

Originally posted by c99ux
Well, thanks for the great advice, everyone.

Always undo the zip at the front of your trousers before you commence urinating.

c99ux

'Sir' to you

Osaka, Japan

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14 Aug 07 05:27

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Originally posted by twiceaknight
Always undo the zip at the front of your trousers before you commence urinating.

What if I'm not wearing trousers?

Oh no...

Someone tell me quickly, I need a slash...

Nordlys

The sky

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14 Aug 07 06:21

Originally posted by c99ux
I need a slash...

Dr Strangelove

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14 Aug 07 12:34

Originally posted by Nordlys
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At school we were taught to call those "strokes".

Bloody yanks have to change everything.

Millwall Bill

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14 Aug 07 12:47

Try the echo in the British Museum library.

eddiedean

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14 Aug 07 12:53

Originally posted by rbmorris
Sweep the leg.

lol.

eddiedean

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14 Aug 07 12:55

Originally posted by c99ux
I don't mind what kind of advice you give, but if you would like to advise me on a particular subject, please feel free to do it here.

Thanking you in advance, in anticipation of your well meant words of wisdom.

No touching of the hair or face. Keep you head on a swivel.