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Finger up my nose
Scratching my butt
I know what I know
And I don’t know squat
I don’t know the difference
Between Iraq and Iran
I never infer from an inference
Except when I go to the can
I walk blindly in life
As I keep my eyes closed
And I wake up surprised
When I find myself hosed
Maybe one of these days
I will start to pay attention
But that day is not today
Due to my water retention


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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Finger up my nose
Scratching my butt
I know what I know
And I don’t know squat
I don’t know the difference
Between Iraq and Iran
I never infer from an inference
Except when I go to the can
I walk blindly in life
As I keep my eyes closed
And I wake up surprised
When I find myself hosed
Maybe one of these days
I will start to pay attention
But that day is not today
Due to my water retention


πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
😡

What can I say? I'm flattered. My very first spin-off. 😏

Oh! Oh! Oh! Does that mean I'm a spammer now? πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Finger up my nose
Scratching my butt
I know what I know
And I don’t know squat
I don’t know the difference
Between Iraq and Iran
I never infer from an inference
Except when I go to the can
I walk blindly in life
As I keep my eyes closed
And I wake up surprised
When I find myself hosed
Maybe one of these days
I will start to pay attention
But that day is not today
Due to my water retention


πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
Hahaha, nice one.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Finger up my nose
Scratching my butt
I know what I know
And I don’t know squat
I don’t know the difference
Between Iraq and Iran
I never infer from an inference
Except when I go to the can
I walk blindly in life
As I keep my eyes closed
And I wake up surprised
When I find myself hosed
Maybe one of these days
I will start to pay attention
But that day is not today
Due to my water retention


πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
I'm going to admit I like this goofball, gross humor. 😡

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I'm going to admit I like this goofball, gross humor. 😡
You could say it's a strange kind of love.

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Originally posted by stocken
You could say it's a strange kind of love.
How's things in tittieland?

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
How's things in tittieland?
Perky.

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Originally posted by stocken
Perky.
Eh? Hard or soft?

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Eh? Hard or soft?
You have to ask?