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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
He said Triffett thought it was a big joke until the full extent of what he had done was revealed



Boy, they make em thick in Tazmania 😛
Let's leave your personal preferences out of this.

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Was this in the national inquirer or something??? I mean you gotta be #ucking joking! I passed A&P I and II both with A's @ Duke U on top of over 100 autopsies under my belt I'd have to say that even a live colon would not withstand a freakin pool cue shoved up there with the occupant of the cue remaining alive. The colon is littered with lymph and happens to be closely located to the illiac and femoral arteries. To produce enough pressure to BREAK a freaking cue off in someones anus would have severed one; Or caused a remarkable infection from the amount of @#%ing laquer used in producing cues would have killed the man in a day. I know of people that have had failed colonoscopies that remained in the hospital for 4 months + for a simple puncture hole from a scope ( which is a small sterilized medical instrument the size of a pencil) to heal when medical attention had been rendered immediately and death even then was 50/50. Yeah, fecal matter would toxify your blood and cause liver failure and random infections after oh say 5 years + with use of stool softeners and a diet of chicken noodle soup this story really has overstretched it for even the simplest of the far reaching humouristic personality. It SOUNDS funny but I'd say physically impossible.

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Originally posted by winslow
Was this in the national inquirer or something??? I mean you gotta be #ucking joking! I passed A&P I and II both with A's @ Duke U on top of over 100 autopsies under my belt I'd have to say that even a live colon would not withstand a freakin pool cue shoved up there with the occupant of the cue remaining alive. The colon is littered with lymph and happens ...[text shortened]... the far reaching humouristic personality. It SOUNDS funny but I'd say physically impossible.
If it bothers you THAT much then I'm sure there are countless people here that would love to shove one up your ass to help you test the theory.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
If it bothers you THAT much then I'm sure there are countless people here that would love to shove one up your ass to help you test the theory.
Is this the cue to get in line??

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
If it bothers you THAT much then I'm sure there are countless people here that would love to shove one up your ass to help you test the theory.
I'd have thought that there would be countless people who didn't want anything to do with winslow's ass.

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Originally posted by Palynka
I'd have thought that there would be countless people who didn't want anything to do with winslow's ass.
Those people have no idea what they're missing out on.

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Originally posted by rmacken
Is this the cue to get in line??

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Damn, when it comes to sodomy, you're always at the front of the line aren't you?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Damn, when it comes to sodomy, you're always at the front of the line aren't you?
Bending over with his trousers round his ankles?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Damn, when it comes to sodomy, you're always at the front of the line aren't you?
Isn't this the line for the [CENSORED] Gomora demonstration? 😕

[CENSORED] 😠


Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Bending over with his trousers round his ankles?
You wish bufty boy

😛

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Damn, when it comes to sodomy, you're always at the front of the line aren't you?
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Originally posted by rmacken
You wish bufty boy

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Yup, but only because that way you could only waddle after all the under-age boys, so the poor little fellas would have a good chance of escaping from you and your KY-Jelly.

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Why would anyone ruin a perfect pool cue? 😕

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Originally posted by Keltamaksa
Why would anyone ruin a perfect pool cue? 😕
americans...tsk tsk