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@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidProvocative and clever.
Something Christmassy I wrote a couple of years ago.
A Christmas Burial
There was a man dwelt by a churchyard where bodies were buried by the ounce, corpulence carried a heavy price, in this sleepy village I can’t pronounce. A grieving wife came to ask the man, as the churchyard’s undertaker, for a seasonal discount burial, for her husband the portly baker. ...[text shortened]... te their human jellies, and satisfied they all went home, Gerald in their hearts and in the bellies.
Happy Christmas @Ghost-of-a-Duke
