Puns for educated minds

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"Where do Cockney bakers live? The Yeast End."

Trust you to come alone and lower the tone.

A clumsy physician who pretends to care is a hypocritical oaf.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"Where do Cockney bakers live? The Yeast End."

I didn't know a Cockney was a lower class East end Londoner before.
I always assumed when they said "I'm a Cockney I am" they were simply bragging and waaaaay exaggerating. 😕

Originally posted by LEUR
That's so rouxd

Great mobile truck food in Atlanta and New Orleans; had opportunity to sample it during six years in Houston.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I didn't know a Cockney was a lower class East end Londoner before.
I always assumed when they said "I'm a Cockney I am" they were simply bragging and waaaaay exaggerating. 😕

On these online public forums it's all about spatial awareness, sustained focus and attention spam. lol

Originally posted by Trev33
Trust you to come alone and lower the tone.

Okay, mate. Methinks I'll be observing good behaviour wheresover our winged chariot shall take thee and me.

I wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

Excuse me, is this the thread where I can ask
people to pull my finger?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Great mobile truck food in Atlanta and New Orleans; had opportunity to sample it during six years in Houston.

You mean the roach coach.

Originally posted by The Gravedigger
You mean the roach coach.

Some, not all in our experience.

Originally posted by Seitse
Excuse me, is this the thread where I can ask
people to pull my finger?

That is NOT a finger. 😲

If the word for chess was cheese and the word for cheese was chess, would there be a Mouse Defense (with traps galore)?

Originally posted by wolfgang59
How many times can you subtract 9 from 100?

Once. Then it's not 100 any more, it's 91.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Once. Then it's not 100 any more, it's 91.

100 is still 100, isn't it? You can spend all your Sunday afternoons for the rest of your days subtracting 9 from it.

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
100 is still 100, isn't it? You can spend all your Sunday afternoons for the rest of your days subtracting 9 from it.

Would the units of measure for "9" and "100" determine the correct answer (unless it's assumed they're the same)?