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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain
during a root-canal?

His goal: transcend dental medication.

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Originally posted by Quarl
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain
during a root-canal?

His goal: transcend dental medication.
Two cousins and their aunt are having a leisurely brunch in an upscale chess club and coffee shop.
One cousin says to the other: "Yes I will have a second en passant another croissant too".

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Originally posted by Quarl
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain
during a root-canal?

His goal: transcend dental medication.
Usually I chastise others for making horrible horrible HORRIBLE puns and corny jokes. But that was so bad, indeed the torch has been passed this moment.
I shall retire and let you take over.
Remember, no one is safe from ridicule, if they are offended, then tell them to fly off.
Now like the Dalai Lama said to the pizza shop guy:
Make me one with everything.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
That is NOT a finger. 😲
tee-hee

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Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
100 is still 100, isn't it? You can spend all your Sunday afternoons for the rest of your days subtracting 9 from it.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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Did you hear about the guy who followed the sun to see where it went at night? It finally dawned on him.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
That is NOT a finger. 😲
Is it a pollock?

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Originally posted by moonbus
Did you hear about the guy who followed the sun to see where it went at night? It finally dawned on him.
Brilliant! 😀

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I tried to catch fog yesterday...mist.

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A vulture carrying two dead rabbits boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says,
'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Now like the Dalai Lama said to the pizza shop guy:
Make me one with everything.
Well done! 😉

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I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 😕 (that one made me shudder)