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Originally posted by wolfgang59
How many times can you subtract 9 from 100?
As many times as you like .... and you always get 91

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the classical dad joke:
Dad, I am hungry.
Hello Hungry, I am dad.
I am serious.
No, you are Hungry.

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I am a great art thief.

My achievements are recognised in the haul of frames.

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Originally posted by Rank outsider
I am a great art thief.

My achievements are recognised in the haul of frames.
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Originally posted by moonbus
Did you hear about the guy who followed the sun to see where it went at night? It finally dawned on him.
Did you hear about the Irish moon mission? The astronauts were
asked if they were worried about solar radiation and replied
"Not at all , at all. We're going at night"

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On the verge of defeat against a chess player with a distinct Eastern European accent, I politely asked if he was Polish.

'No, Czech mate!'

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I tried to look up impotence on the Internet but nothing came up

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i have this habit...
and if i shave, no one can tell that i'm not a nun...

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There are 10 types of people who get binary puns.

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What's the singular of spice?

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If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

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Tickle your sense of humor with these funny puns from Little Known Facts! ... Puns for Educated Minds Or For Those With A Slightly Elevated IQ (very slight) ...


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