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Tomorrow I have to have a camera inserted up my secret passage. To make the images clearer, I have been told to take this fantastic stuff called fleet. Gosh it works well. I am currently $hitt*ng clear water.
Please feel free to mock me and have a laugh at my expense.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Tomorrow I have to have a camera inserted up my secret passage. To make the images clearer, I have been told to take this fantastic stuff called fleet. Gosh it works well. I am currently $hitt*ng clear water.
Please feel free to mock me and have a laugh at my expense.
Ask them for a copy of the video and then upload it onto YouTube.

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Don't forget to send the images to RHP faeces.

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Tsk... toilet humour.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Tomorrow I have to have a camera inserted up my secret passage. To make the images clearer, I have been told to take this fantastic stuff called fleet. Gosh it works well. I am currently $hitt*ng clear water.
Please feel free to mock me and have a laugh at my expense.
You're kidding, right?

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Originally posted by adam warlock
You're kidding, right?
Nope.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Ask them for a copy of the video and then upload it onto YouTube.
Might do. I could call it 'PooTube'.

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personally I like to eat a can of prunes, a can of corn, some chocolate cake, and take 2 exlax. Then get my camera and wait by the throne. It's like art😀

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Tomorrow I have to have a camera inserted up my secret passage. To make the images clearer, I have been told to take this fantastic stuff called fleet. Gosh it works well. I am currently $hitt*ng clear water.
Please feel free to mock me and have a laugh at my expense.
My ex had to have that done. He said the worst bit was after they fill you with air and a chalky substance. And it won't be your secret passage any more!

All very much like the world of women and gynaecologists.
Welcome 😀

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Nope.
*Points and laughs*
😛

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Ask them for a copy of the video and then upload it onto YouTube.
There's a Creedence Clearwater Revival joke in there...somewhere.

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Originally posted by Palynka
There's a Creedence Clearwater Revival joke in there...somewhere.
Gief relevance plz.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Tomorrow I have to have a camera inserted up my secret passage. To make the images clearer, I have been told to take this fantastic stuff called fleet. Gosh it works well. I am currently $hitt*ng clear water.
Please feel free to mock me and have a laugh at my expense.
Edit: Hmmm, never mind, the mind is the first thing to go.

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They pump you up with air as the cam goes in. Wait until they remove the cam...... you will do the loudest longest fart you ever did.......it's hilarious... believe me! 🙂

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Originally posted by mikelom
They pump you up with air as the cam goes in. Wait until they remove the cam...... you will do the loudest longest fart you ever did.......it's hilarious... believe me! 🙂
Whant if you burp intead? That's gotta taste like crap😉