Originally posted by Bosse de NageVanilla is a sexy bean
A eunuch's work is never done
And now it seems I have begun
Locking horns with a painfully sexy fella.
But sexy is as sexy does,
So maybe you can tell me, cuz,
Does your pod taste like vanilla?
Thin, dark, sleek and lean
That being said, my figure's more
like beans you buy in a can at the store