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Recs: A Study of Use and Meaning

Recs: A Study of Use and Meaning

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Originally posted by abejnood
"You're" a retard".
Someday you will understand humour.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
JOHN LENNON:
Some years before during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about
that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him" (1966)". Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.


followed by the predictable chaos.

[/b]
erm...

about 15 years later...

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Girls, I'm not sure. Heifers and pigs, yes.

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You misunderstood. He was asking XanthosNZ, not you.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Someday you will understand humour.
Yes I am sure the young man will. He may be laughing already. And someday you may understand the difference between your and you're. Then and than. To and too. need I say more.

One more thing. Why is it that the members of your clans such as guttersnipes are the ones giving you so many rec's. Lets see the leader is non other than Hopscotch. And you are his top engineer. Did you leave that out of your Scientific analysis? And are you truly a man? Sense you are the leader and only member of the lesbian clan? Not that it really matters but I am not sure whether to address you as a he or a she. And the fact that you sign up in a lades only tournament leads me to wonder if we are misspeaking when we call you a he. Also the ribbon in your long hair is confusing. My apologies if I have called you a he if you are a she or the other way around.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Yes I am sure the young man will. He may be laughing already. And someday you may understand the difference between your and you're. Then and than. To and too. need I say more.

One more thing. Why is it that the members of your clans such as guttersnipes are the ones giving you so many rec's. Lets see the leader is non other than Hopscotch. And you a ...[text shortened]... alysis? And are you truly a man? Sense you are the leader and only member of the lesbian clan?
The Guttersnipes aren't the ones giving Xanthos "so many recs". Truth is that he has been stalked by a deranged admirer for the last 6 months or so. I doubt that this admirer is a Guttersnipe.

Xanthos is not my top engineer. He is my Warrior Princess. He is truly a man, but as we in the Guttersnipes allow you to be whatever you want to be I do not attempt to suppress anyone's desires for alternate sexual identity.

If Xanthos was so bold as to enter the lady's tournament then we could do nothing but silently marvel at his/her courage to publically declare his/her desire for an androgynous lifestyle. Furthermore it allows us to tease him/her relentlessly until the end of time. It is sad that his/her lifestyle choice was so brutally oppressed by the general populace that he/she was forced to quit the tournament before it began.

And finally, Xanthos most definitely knows the difference between your and you're. It's painfully dull that you are correcting him for being ironic.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
If Xanthos was so bold as to enter the lady's tournament then we could do nothing but silently marvel at his/her courage to oust his/her desire for an androgynous lifestyle.
Posing as a chess transvestite is going to oust these colourful urges?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Posing as a chess transvestite is going to oust these colourful urges?
For that question I shall have to refer you to the Guttersnipes Head of the Order of Diplomatic Perseverance©, who should be along shortly.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Posing as a chess transvestite is going to oust these colourful urges?
As the current GHotOoDP I can inform you that you hopscotch is a retard who can't use the word oust correctly.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
As the current GHotOoDP I can inform you that you hopscotch is a retard who can't use the word oust correctly.
Is it true that your GHotOoDP status confers syntactical infallibility--any grammatical errors (as in the quoted sentence above) being attributable to your invincible "irony"? Are you the RHP Grammar Pope?

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
As the current GHotOoDP I can inform you that you hopscotch is a retard who can't use the word oust correctly.
YOU ARE NOT THE GUTTERSNIPES HEAD OF THE ORDER OF DIPLOMATIC PERSEVERANCE!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Is it true that your GHotOoDP status confers syntactical infallibility--any grammatical errors (as in the quoted sentence above) being attributable to your invincible "irony"? Are you the RHP Grammar Pope?
Xanthos is not the Guttersnipes Head of the Order of Diplomatic Perseverance.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Is it true that your GHotOoDP status confers syntactical infallibility--any grammatical errors (as in the quoted sentence above) being attributable to your invincible "irony"? Are you the RHP Grammar Pope?
I use my Mitre of Satire and Irony to smite the ungrammatical.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
[b]YOU ARE NOT THE GUTTERSNIPES HEAD OF THE ORDER OF DIPLOMATIC PERSEVERANCE!!!!!!!!![/b]
Am to.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Am to.
Don't make me unleash the Executive Chairman of Tomfoolery & First Mate of Genetic Rambunction© on you.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Don't make me unleash the Executive Chairman of Tomfoolery & First Mate of Genetic Rambunction© on you.
It's hard to guess the most rambumtious Guttersnipe.