Recurring alphabet thread

C

Cripes {expression of annoyance}

C

Cripple

Note: no longer considered an appropriate way to refer to someone.

As in: "Nigel Farange was droning on, over a quiet "British beer", albeit with a TV camera present, about how the only thing worse than an immigrant was a crippled immigrant."

-Removed-

C

Curtains, beef

See slso: the bearded clam

@fmf said
C

Curtains, beef

See slso: the bearded clam

@the-gravedigger said
C

Crumbs!

D

Delusional

As in:

A: "FMF is hoping that his mention of the montage of trains entering tunnels - a visual metaphor for sex - an idea he lifted from the 1971 film by Monty Python called And Now For Something Completely Different - is going to get him a dinner for two [about two hours before reaching the train tunnel, so to speak] with Julia Roberts."

B: "Good Lord. He's delusional, isn't he?"

A: "Well, I could not possibly say, because I am not a qualified psychiatrist."

B: "As bonkers as a box of frogs?"

A: "Yes. That we CAN say."