Recurring alphabet thread

@fmf said
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Octopus

A: He wasn't wearing trousers during the Zoom meeting. At one point, he got up to feed the octopus in his underpants.

B: Why was there an octopus in his underpants?

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Petty

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Papaya

A fruit not found in British homes as often as it is found in Indonesian ones.

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Pidding Sown

A spoonerism for heavy rain

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Partial

An adjective meaning biased

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Peepee

See also: jobbies

Pugnacious.
Looking round abouts.

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Pugilistic

Sharing the same attributes as Pugil, a character in ancient Greek fiction.

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Pug {Yappy small dog}

@the-gravedigger said
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Pug {Yappy small dog}

@fmf said
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Puppy dog [who's messed herself]

As in: "The angry little poodle has been following me around yapping at my heels for years, regardless of topic, regardless of forum, seemingly blaming me for having messed herself."

@the-gravedigger said
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Pogo {A creature that jumps up and down in an excited manner seemingly at random.}