RHP Classified Ads [NEW!]

SWM seeking for, more than a buyer, an adoptive parent for
Nosey, my 12 yo. elephant. Gray. No fangs. Big, smooth ears.
Little overweight. Healthy. Playful. He resists very well the
temperatures in Finland, yet he prefers more hot temperatures. Knows
how to ski. Skis not included. Please offer. Pick up only. Call 555-6735.

RUBBER DOLL. Used. Mint condition. Soft and makes little noise. Be
warned, smoker's home. Cigarette smell hides other fragrances
though. USD $25.99, S & H included. Bargain. Call Larry the Loner.
555-302435. Wichita, Kansas.

Dead cat for sale, still has it's own fur and smell, just a little lifeless, will suit elderly person that prefers the quiet life.
£50 ono, call 555-3759 and ask for possom, may take a long time to
answer the phone as I'm on the loo alot, damn incontinance.