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..there is no dope like an rhp dope....you are all dopes....i know you already have brown bags over your heads but i would like to give you a
large box of cotton and ask you all to stuff up the empty space in the bag and i know you would do it...all i would have to promise you is some droll
repetitive comment about gay sex or some hate capitlist remark and you would all pull the cotton out of your ears and noses as well and use that cotton first...you see...i know you all to well...i know you all so well that i don't have to check my ignore list..your names are already there ( as well
as the list at the district attorney's office for child perverts )....so suck it up...admit what you are...nothing...move on...play another chess game...and make another appointment with that drag queen you pay so
much money to tell you that you are nice ( is that the one in the car seat next to you or behind the desk at the therapist's office )...i will exclude reader and nordly from this comment as it or she or he seems reasonably sane..( now why did i do this ?...mmmm...i guess because i have read these forums for two years and i learned something about all the geeky people who are here )...

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Man U Suck.

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Originally posted by Diet Coke
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..see, i knew i could find someone who could read, spell, and make a nice statement..

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..see, i knew i could find someone who could read, spell, and make a nice statement..
Man U Really Suck.

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Originally posted by Diet Coke
Man U Really Suck.
Why do you hate so much Manchester United? πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by Ravello
Why do you hate so much Manchester United? πŸ˜›
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Many reasons.

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Originally posted by Diet Coke
Man U Really Suck.
..i also see you do not recogonize a put on when it comes across your desk..you must be a real fun guy at the office...i bet i could post any kind of memo about going down 14 flights of stairs and find you at the bottom ten minutes later ( did you ever go searching for a "sky hook" ?...an old army joke ...)...but then maybe i really do mean it as i have found out after two years on this site that the ability to move pieces around in a geometric pattern is NOT a sign of intelligence..it is evidence of a paticular skill at formation and memory..having nothing to do with intellect, manners, good taste or valules....so i have found those ten thousand monkeys who can type king lear...they are here....

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i also see you do not recogonize a put on when it comes across your desk..you must be a real fun guy at the office...i bet i could post any kind of memo about going down 14 flights of stairs and find you at the bottom ten minutes later ( did you ever go searching for a "sky hook" ?...an old army joke ...)...but then maybe i really do mean it as i have fou ...[text shortened]... lules....so i have found those ten thousand monkeys who can type king lear...they are here....
I'm sorry, what are you babbling about?

Was I meant to glean something from your illiterate half witted chickenscratch?

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yes, my son..you were suppossed to look down at your shoes,..go off to your room and decide to be a better person...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
yes, my son..you were suppossed to look down at your shoes,..go off to your room and decide to be a better person...
If I get called son by one more moron I swear there will some extreme sarcasm.

I may even dip into satire.😞

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....i will not call you "son"...i will add insult to injury and call you my "prodigal son"...( do you get it or do i have to write you a note on your beer napkin ? )...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
....i will not call you "son"...i will add insult to injury and call you my "prodigal son"...( do you get it or do i have to write you a note on your beer napkin ? )...
😴

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...i know...you fell asleep as you walked over to the dictionary to look up some of my words..it is ok...the janitor will wake you in time for you to go
to work..

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...i know...you fell asleep as you walked over to the dictionary to look up some of my words..it is ok...the janitor will wake you in time for you to go
to work..
You don't want to know the words I would look up in response to your "comments".

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..you don't get it....you haven't been on the site long enough...if you had a third leg i there are people on this site who would pull it for you as a lifestyle ( but would they wash their hands afterward ? )...i am just making a joke...but like the satirist of ancient rome you may not punish me for my joke as it is but a duvet over the bed of truth...if you really don't like what i have to say or don't understand it i suggest you read a few books...they will
not only humble you they will equip you to deal with the 10 percent of the world who make it run...the rest of you just ride the bus on government tokens...