RHP Gashlycrumb Tinies

Time for the first edition of the “RHP Gashlycrumb Tinies”. For those of you who are not familiar with the The Gashlycrumb Tinies, it consists of a series of rhymes about small children who suffer various deaths. Each child has a name beginning with a different letter of the alphabet, and their grim fates are arranged alphabetically by name. Each fate is also accompanied by one of Edward Gorey's macabre drawings. Sample lines: "E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug."

The rhymes are done in couplets, meaning every two lines rhyme.

If you need more clarification, you can see Gorey’s original masterpiece at: http://users.aol.com/emarko/gorey.html

Note: In this version, the named individuals do not necessarily have to meet with a tragic accident. Letters should go in order. Pictures are helpful, but not mandatory.

I’ll start…

A is for Arrakis, who ate too much food.
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8562/arrakistr4.gif

B is for Bub, who might be a dude.

C for Crowley, the swearing mod.

damit noodles

and mine was better

it rhymed with goat 😠

C is for ChronicLeaky who is sneaky.

Originally posted by Nordlys
C for Crowley, the swearing mod.

Originally posted by Nordlys
D is for darvlay, who looks like a cod.

Originally posted by trevor33
damit noodles

and mine was better

it rhymed with goat 😠

Originally posted by torchmoon
E is for EcstremeVenom eating sour candy

Originally posted by kinkyafro
F for Frank Burns with legs all deformed and bandy 😞

http://img.tfd.com/dict/EC/6C75A-bow-legs.gif

Originally posted by rbmorris
G is for gambit3, who has not written a profile.

I is for IM4U2NV who no one thanks

Originally posted by orangutan
I is for IM4U2NV who no one thanks

K is for Kirksey, who thinks he's a black man.