Right Now

Right Now I opened the door slowly, making sure the keys didn't make any noise....

I was caught.

I saw the plate of food, pizza slices, on the.plate, on the table.

I knew I was busted because I didn't make that plate, which means she got up and noticed I went to the store for another six pack.

That is when she walked around from behind.

I said...

I knew I was busted. I saw the plate of food.
(I'm the cook, I'm the one preparing plates)

I said...

Your son tell on me?

(He did, I know by her response)

She obviously said no, but I know her,. mom's protect their almost 30 year old lame sons.

My 6 pack and weed usually ends up with music and a short workout. Chin ups mandatory and maybe some girly push-ups.

I don't write the rules, I just follow them 😐

I needed the extra 6 pack because they had me do movie night 🙄

Right Now I am deciding if I should mow the laws today or, because the forecast looks good (sunny) for the next week, wait till Monday, since Sunday is “Golfday”.🤔

Right Now I'm wondering how someone mows the laws? 🤔

Right Now I'm watching the Toronto Maple Leafs vs the New York Islanders

(Hockey)

Right Now I'm realizing that orange pekoe tea,.made properly with milk and sugar, is far superior to coffee, which is just a laxative.

Right Now I'm wishing I had some bacon 🥓😋

Right Now I'm noticing vivify has a narcissist problem with him copying threads and starting a new one with the same topic and hoping people don't notice.

He's done this with 3 or 4 threads in a week.

Total Weirdo

Right Now I'm realizing that two kittens slept all day and are now going to wake me up 5 or 6 times throughout the night. 😞

Right Now my foot is bleeding from said kittens 😭

@J-D said
Right Now I opened the door slowly, making sure the keys didn't make any noise....

I was caught.

I saw the plate of food, pizza slices, on the.plate, on the table.

I knew I was busted because I didn't make that plate, which means she got up and noticed I went to the store for another six pack.

That is when she walked around from behind.

I said...

I knew I was bu ...[text shortened]... . Chin ups mandatory and maybe some girly push-ups.

I don't write the rules, I just follow them 😐

@J-D said
Right Now my foot is bleeding from said kittens 😭

Right Now I'm realizing again that Tim Hortons coffee and cream is better than McDonald's coffee and cream.

The cream at McDonald's tastes like milk puke. 🤮

Right Now, I’m wondering why anyone would watch the Toronto Maple Leafs.🤔👎

@Great-Big-Stees

Right Now it's their year! 💪