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RIP Bernad Manning.

RIP Bernad Manning.

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Bernad Manning died today. His doctor was muslim. Aparently before he died he said "will I live longer if I convert to Islam?"

Genius.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Bernad Manning died today. His doctor was muslim. Aparently before he died he said "will I live longer if I convert to Islam?"

Genius.
A while back a gentleman on a golf course left the tee box which was on a steep cliff. Suddenly the cart veered off the edge and the man was killed when he hit the ground.

Rumor has it that his last words were "I'll take a drop".

Genius

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A friend of mine is an unorthodox Jew: he's a Nazi.

Not quite genius but it made me laugh and I hated that big racist fecker.

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He was not raceist.

He simply occasionaly made jokes based on raceial sterotypes.

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joke (jk)
n.
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal
a. Something NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
b. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.
v. joked, jok·ing, jokes
v.intr.
1. To tell or play jokes; jest.
2. To speak in fun; be facetious.
v.tr.
To make fun of; tease.

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So this Paki walks in to a bar etc ....


BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
joke (jk)
n.
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal
a. Something NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
b. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstoc ...[text shortened]... . To tell or play jokes; jest.
2. To speak in fun; be facetious.
v.tr.
To make fun of; tease.
Bernard Manning (n)

-- meaning parochially-minded, fat, Northern, racist bastard.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Bernad Manning died today. His doctor was muslim. Aparently before he died he said "will I live longer if I convert to Islam?"

Genius.
Apparently the answer was "No." BTW, his name was Bernard.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
He was not raceist.

He simply occasionaly made jokes based on raceial sterotypes.
You are right BE. Making jokes based on racial stereotypes does not make one a racist.

I believe it is humor based on observation of the human response.

It would be a good bet that it happens in every country of the world.

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One less mysogynist, racist, unfunny waste of space in the world.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
He was not raceist.

He simply occasionaly made jokes based on raceial sterotypes.
Not true, I cannot see how these can be anything other than racist:

http://www.goacom.org/overseas-digest/Race%20(UK)/jibes.html

EDIT: and they aren't even funny.

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I never was entertatined by him.
I took control.
I flicked.
Always thought he did not understand the harm he was doing.
The people who made him an icon should now weep.
It is loss for only them.

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Originally posted by lausey
Not true, I cannot see how these can be anything other than racist:

http://www.goacom.org/overseas-digest/Race%20(UK)/jibes.html

EDIT: and they aren't even funny.
I couldn't agree more. He caused a lot of backlash of race hatred all by himself, and the worse part is he denies culpability.

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Oh well, the bastard is finally dead and enjoying an extra hot sauna in hell.

Let's celebrate with some cold, good pints 🙂

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A joke is a joke. Everyone is a butt of a joke at some time or another.