Originally posted by lauseyThat won't do! I don't want to meet a dead faith whale! And they'd probably get suspicious if I don't run away like everybody else, so they'd shoot me too. No, no, no. You'll have to come up with something else. Do you think preaching would work?
I will just shout "I've got a bomb!". It will get rid of the crowds. Although I believe doing that in central London will result in me getting shot. 😕
Originally posted by NordlysNo, there are already plenty of preachers in London. People tend to ignore them.
That won't do! I don't want to meet a dead faith whale! And they'd probably get suspicious if I don't run away like everybody else, so they'd shoot me too. No, no, no. You'll have to come up with something else. Do you think preaching would work?
Originally posted by mokkoI would hire someone to do my shopping :-). Actually, professional shoppers already exist :-). I've seen one on Belgian television. She bought the perfect Christmas and birthday gifts based on a profile you draw of the person the gift is for. She loved her job :-).
I'm starting to think there's a real market out there being hired as a professional shopper
There may be hope yet. 😀
Originally posted by Duke of BrabantThey even exist over here. Usually employed by very rich investment bank workers who have little time to shop themselves.
I would hire someone to do my shopping :-). Actually, professional shoppers already exist :-). I've seen one on Belgian television. She bought the perfect Christmas and birthday gifts based on a profile you draw of the person the gift is for. She loved her job :-).
Originally posted by lauseyA singing whale... I would actually face a crowd to see that :-). Ever tought about recording a cd with calm ocean noises?... Perfect for reading :-). *Poooow* long silence *Poooow*, maybe a dolphin swimming by... *Pooow*
Actually thought of a good way. I will just start singing. 😀
Originally posted by Duke of BrabantYou have missed all the faith whale stuff... When it started, royalchicken posted a recording of the faith whale song. Maybe I should try to dig it up, but it may not be online anymore.
A singing whale... I would actually face a crowd to see that :-). Ever tought about recording a cd with calm ocean noises?... Perfect for reading :-). *Poooow* long silence *Poooow*, maybe a dolphin swimming by... *Pooow*
Originally posted by NordlysAh... an insider-joke... Please, don't dig it up. Never ever explain an insider-joke to an outsider :-). That tends to kill it... the joke, not the outsider, unless your insider-joke is ofcourse a translation of the Funniest Joke in the World (cf. Monty Python, can't tell it to you, Nordlys, it's in a kind of German and would kill you instantly) :-).
You have missed all the faith whale stuff... When it started, royalchicken posted a recording of the faith whale song. Maybe I should try to dig it up, but it may not be online anymore.
Originally posted by Duke of Brabant:'( some people have all the luck 🙁
I would hire someone to do my shopping :-). Actually, professional shoppers already exist :-). I've seen one on Belgian television. She bought the perfect Christmas and birthday gifts based on a profile you draw of the person the gift is for. She loved her job :-).
Originally posted by Duke of BrabantYou are probably right, it would be impossible to explain the whole background story, and it wouldn't be very funny without it.
Ah... an insider-joke... Please, don't dig it up. Never ever explain an insider-joke to an outsider :-). That tends to kill it... the joke, not the outsider, unless your insider-joke is ofcourse a translation of the Funniest Joke in the World (cf. Monty Python, can't tell it to you, Nordlys, it's in a kind of German and would kill you instantly) :-).
I looked up the Funniest Joke in the World and watched it on YouTube. I am a robot, so there was never any danger. 😉