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Originally posted by CrazyLilTing
if you do think that, you are way wrong, guy.
So I can logically deduct that you view threads at random. That explains a lot.

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Originally posted by ark13
Hey now, what happened to all the sarcasm?
Just like every other thread, the original purpose gets lost in a sea of insults.

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Originally posted by ark13
Hey now, what happened to all the sarcasm?
Hey! Lots of sarcasm!
Didn't you catch it? :'(

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This whole thread deserves not one, but two recs for lifting the General Forum out of the morass, that's right, morass, that it has fallen into.

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Originally posted by Checkmate187
I don't think even CSI could find that evidence.
is there anything CSI could find?

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I remember when sarcasm used to be a beautiful thing that intelligent people used on stupid people to keep them in their intellectual box.

Having read what's been posted here, t'is no more.

The dopes are fighting back.

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Originally posted by Fisich
[b]Yeah,where's the evidence that Bowmann has a brain?[b]
Descartes said:

"I think, therefore I am."

He didn't say:

"What if I am mistaken in thinking that I think?
Well, if I'm mistaken, it is I who am mistaken, so again, I must exist."

But he would have if he were Bowmann...


Let's follow Descartes' argument one step further
~ no more dizzying than trying to follow Bowmann up his own rectal orifice...


"I think I am imperfect, therefore I am imperfect."

But, if I think I am imperfect but am actually perfect,
then I made a mistake by thinking I'm imperfect.
And if I made a mistake, then I am imperfect.


Originally posted by Bowmann
I doubt you know yourself


Obviously sheer plagiarism.

And so terribly flawed and distorted.

The emperor has no clothes.

Bowmann has no brain - he's the forum equivalent of a funhouse mirror.

The prosecution rests.

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Originally posted by widget
Descartes said:

"I think, therefore I am."

He didn't say:

"What if I am mistaken in thinking that I think?
Well, if I'm mistaken, it is I who am mistaken, so again, I must exist."

But he would have if he were Bowmann...


Let's follow Descartes' argument one step further
~ no more dizzying than trying to follow Bowmann up his own ...[text shortened]... wmann has no brain - he's the forum equivalent of a funhouse mirror.

The prosecution rests.
I can't believe that out of 100, 000 sperm you were actually the quickest.

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Originally posted by widget
Descartes said:

"I think, therefore I am."

He didn't say:

"What if I am mistaken in thinking that I think?
Well, if I'm mistaken, it is I who am mistaken, so again, I must exist."

But he would have if he were Bowmann...


Let's follow Descartes' argument one step further
~ no more dizzying than trying to follow Bowmann up his own ...[text shortened]... wmann has no brain - he's the forum equivalent of a funhouse mirror.

The prosecution rests.
You drink too much whine.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Sarcasm...........The lowest form of wit

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Originally posted by Serendipity
Sarcasm...........The lowest form of wit
How insightful you are!

Nobody has ever heard that adage before.

Now, pass me a flashlight to see if we can find your IQ.

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Originally posted by demonseed
How insightful you are!

Nobody has ever heard that adage before.

Now, pass me a flashlight to see if we can find your IQ.
thankyou for proving my point with an example of sarcasm utilised as the lowest form of wit

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Originally posted by demonseed
How insightful you are!

Nobody has ever heard that adage before.

Now, pass me a flashlight to see if we can find your IQ.
Another self-proclaimed intelligent poster. How surprising.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Another self-proclaimed intelligent poster. How surprising.
Without actually a proclamation of being intelligent by any self.

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Originally posted by demonseed
How insightful you are!

Nobody has ever heard that adage before.

Now, pass me a flashlight to see if we can find your IQ.
I think I see it in the bottom of my glass.

Oops... No, it's that Bowmann fun-house mirror effect again...

As you prove, yourself, you seedy little gremlin, btw, not every sperm is sacred.
Speed is secondary it is all about length.

And it's not how long you make it. It's how you make it long.