Originally posted by Hand of HecateYou can't tell the difference between sarcasm and criticism.
I'm sorry, but, almost without exception, this thread is filled with the [b]worst examples of inept semi-literate sardonic wit and sarcastic jibes I've every come across. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Bowmann, in particular, I would have expected more from (especially as he's such an enormous human douche to start with).
Perhaps you ...[text shortened]... sarcasm (fortunately, you dillholes can't spell well enough to make a coherent comment)[/b]
But you soon get tired of thinking, so take it easy for a while and have another go later on.
Originally posted by BowmannIts evident that, for you, having a coherent thought is a near death experience and I'm sure that is very tiring. I'm sure that articulating whatever feable thoughts you manage to come up with further strains your limited resources to their breaking point. For safety's sake, please make sure you're wearing your padded helmet while attempting to squeeze out an idea.
You can't tell the difference between sarcasm and criticism.
But you soon get tired of thinking, so take it easy for a while and have another go later on.
1 edit
Originally posted by widgetI've edited my post just for you widget. Though it is evident, from your meager grasp of the English language, limited intellect and rudimentary social skills, that you have been home schooled by a pack of wolves. Perhaps you would have been better off if you had been drowned as a child, fortunately this oversight is correctable. (edit: www.theidiotsguidetosuicide.com and www.DrKevorkian.com can help you).
Thank you, thank you very much...
Ladies & Germs ~ Elvis has definitely been spotted on this site...
Sorry... I sit corrected.... that sh'd've been "splurted"...
It wasn't Elvis, it was his Phantom Hand Job!
PS: When you've finished playing with yourself, Hec ...
... where does one find the [b]correct spelling for dillholes?
...[text shortened]... er would want to know, too.
We can update our anatomically correct vegetable orifice dolls.[/b]
No offense intended, of course.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateNone take, HandJob. Get a glove!
I've edited my post just for you widget. Though it is evident, from your meager grasp of the English language, limited intellect and rudimentary social skills, that you have been home schooled by a pack of wolves. Perhaps you would have been better off if you had been drowned as a child, fortunately this oversight is correctable. (edit: www.theidiotsguidetosuicide.com and www.DrKevorkian.com can help you).
No offense intended, of course.
1 edit
Originally posted by Hand of HecateOh dear, HandJob! You're drifting into the poodle kennels...
I'm glad you asked: [b]"w","i","d","g","e","t".[/b]
Points for lack of imagination: -7
Points for extreme overuse of quotation marks: +7
Points for transparent lack of adequate response: +7
Do the math, HandJob!
Like an overcarbonated, see-through, tart little sipper ~ might one say: a handjob artiste?...
... you're 7-Up!
Originally posted by widgetYou need to cut back on mixing your wine with the consumption of what must be a host of pharmaceuticals. I'm sure living where you do you have ample access to quality BC Bud, but, come on, enough's enough!
Oh dear, HandJob! You're drifting into the poodle kennels...
Points for lack of imagination: -7
Points for extreme overuse of quotation marks: +7
Points for transparent lack of adequate response: +7
[b]Do the math, HandJob!
Like an overcarbonated, see-through, tart little sipper ~ might one say: a handjob artiste?...
... you're 7-Up![/b]
By the way, thats Mr. Handjob of Hecate to you poser.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateHardly sarcasm, Job! Check the mirror, Dillhole!!!
You need to cut back on mixing your wine with the consumption of what must be a host of pharmaceuticals. I'm sure living where you do you have ample access to quality BC Bud, but, come on, enough's enough!
By the way, thats [b]Mr. Handjob of Hecate to you poser.[/b]
Speak, Mr.HandJob! Bark, Mr.Handjob!
All the other poodles will envy that lovely pink bow...