Sarcasm Thread

Originally posted by widget
I think I see it in the bottom of my glass.

Oops... No, it's that Bowmann fun-house mirror effect again...

As you prove, yourself, you seedy little gremlin, btw, not every sperm is sacred.
Speed is secondary it is all about length.

And it's not how long you make it. It's how you make it long.

Originally posted by demonseed
touche

Originally posted by widget
... I think not ~ just washed my hands ~ but thanks for the offer.

Bowmann says: www.geocities.com/shining_star_of_2003/annoying

Originally posted by demonseed
Maybe I should be nicer to people or maybe ...

Originally posted by widget
... go for just plain maybe. It's a better fit.

Originally posted by demonseed
Not as good a fit as your face and my ass.

Originally posted by Bowmann
So, my suspicions were correct.

Originally posted by Bowmann
So, my suspicions were correct.

Originally posted by widget
Seedy and I were very concerned about your absence, Bowser.

So terribly glad you made it back from that long and klein-ish rectal journey of reflection.

Originally posted by Bowmann
You mean sleep?

Or life?

Originally posted by widget
Consider the form of a klein bottle... like navel gazing ~ for sailors like yourself.

Stick your head in the klein bottle just far enough to see your feet ahead of you.

Life is indeed mean. Sleep encourages this kind of snoring.

Get a bag of clothes pegs. Attach them to the relevant parts of your body.

Flush before flossing the semen from your teeth. Remember to remove your head first.

Originally posted by demonseed
Without actually a proclamation of being intelligent by any self.

Originally posted by Bowmann
I rang the asylum. They can see you next Tuesday, if that's convenient.

I'm sorry, but, almost without exception, this thread is filled with the worst examples of inept semi-literate sardonic wit and sarcastic jibes I've every come across. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Bowmann, in particular, I would have expected more from (especially as he's such an enormous human douche to start with).

Perhaps you lack a definition:
Sarcasm:
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain (and here you dipsh!ts play patty cake... grab your bollox and lay the smack down you bunch of pansies... here's an idea, try thinking before you just start smacking the keyboard at random.)
2 : a : a mode of satirical wit (which you mf'ers universally lack apparently) depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
b : the use or language of sarcasm (fortunately, you half-wit cretins can't spell well enough to make a coherent comment) ~ edited for widget.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm sorry, but, almost without exception, this thread is filled with the [b]worst examples of inept semi-literate sardonic wit and sarcastic jibes I've every come across.