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Originally posted by Scotty70land a good shot to the groin and the odds are in your favour...problem is if you miss, and many people do miss in the overwhelming stress of the moment and end up hitting the inside of the bad guy's thigh or whatever....a dead leg hurts, sure, but it wont stop mr drunk and nasty from trying to take your head off. i feel that your best chances come when you go for the head as the primary target and attack it as if your life depended on it...which it might well do.
Funny, I thought the quickest way was to look them in the eye and kick em in the nuts. They're at your mercy after that.
Originally posted by Mr AverageOf course, you could yell "fire" and have everyone else trample him on the way out while you coast to safety.....
land a good shot to the groin and the odds are in your favour...problem is if you miss, and many people do miss in the overwhelming stress of the moment and end up hitting the inside of the bad guy's thigh or whatever....a dead leg hurts, sure, but it wont stop mr drunk and nasty from trying to take your head off. i feel that your best chances come when y ...[text shortened]... ad as the primary target and attack it as if your life depended on it...which it might well do.
Originally posted by PhlabibitSomeone always gets hurt.
There are several rules about guns.
Point the gun AWAY from yourself.
Do not pull a gun unless you plan to use it.
Never pass your gun around at the bar or at a party.
Keep your gun clean, and loaded.
Be very familiar with the safety-lock.
Following these rules, no one gets hurt.
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The first two, burglars and drunks are easy if you are already paranoid and very unbalanced, the voices have never let me down at those times.
The dog scenario is even easier if confronted in a park.
First start by throwing one of your shoes for the dog to chase, if the beast refuses to chase your shoe, continue throwing all your clothing until naked.
If the dog has still not run away, throw your friends for it to chase.
this will impress the dog so much it will probably just walk away thankful for the entertainment.
The above usually works for me by the second friend.
Cheers.
Originally posted by Woodgie😀 Funny Stuff!
The first two, burglars and drunks are easy if you are already paranoid and very unbalanced, the voices have never let me down at those times.
The dog scenario is even easier if confronted in a park.
First start by throwing one of your shoes for the dog to chase, if the beast refuses to chase your shoe, continue throwing all your clothing until naked. ...[text shortened]... thankful for the entertainment.
The above usually works for me by the second friend.
Cheers.