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Originally posted by Nordlys
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries !!

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Originally posted by Zadadka
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries !!
you were adopted... your father was gay.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
^ Great how the text gets shortened right in the middle of your claim that you're not "long-winded".
It's not your fault, Will.

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Originally posted by schakuhr
Yes, I'm talking to you. Do it now.

Thanks.
So whatcha eatin'?

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Is it Girl Scout Cookie time yet? I could really use some peanut butter cookies, even though I tend to just eat the peanut butter out of the middle.




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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Is it Girl Scout Cookie time yet?
If they were serious about raising serious money, they'd do a little updating, and stop sending young girls to strangers' houses, or better yet, young girls' sign-up sheets to the parents' offices, and make the stupid cookies available year-round.

Can't count the number of times I've quietly cursed that organization over a serious Samoa craving.

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Originally posted by SJ247
If they were serious about raising serious money, they'd do a little updating, and stop sending young girls to strangers' houses, or better yet, young girls' sign-up sheets to the parents' offices, and make the stupid cookies available year-round.

Can't count the number of times I've quietly cursed that organization over a serious Samoa craving.
Try being a teacher and being flooded by kids selling cookies -- but as you said, all at the same time! Now if one kid came every other week instead...

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Try being a teacher and being flooded by kids selling cookies -- but as you said, all at the same time! Now if one kid came every other week instead...
Just sell them on the internet, and let the little girlies put that time into playing with the latest Barbie credit card toy. Ugh, have you seen that?

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Originally posted by SJ247
Just sell them on the internet, and let the little girlies put that time into playing with the latest Barbie credit card toy. Ugh, have you seen that?
Oh God. I haven't seen it and I'm already horrified.

Do they have a 'Lil Bankruptcy Kit too?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Oh God. I haven't seen it and I'm already horrified.

Do they have a 'Lil Bankruptcy Kit too?
It's sickening. No option to choose debit over credit, just a credit card swiper that spits out the total charge...nothing less than $100.00 in the commercial.

Even sorrier than the toy itself, is that it will sell this holiday season.
All on credit, I'm sure.

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I had to look! From http://www.feministing.com/archives/007882.html


"Now credit card debt comes in pink!

barbiecreditcard.jpg

Oh dear. It seems Barbie has come up with yet another way to mess up little girls.

Fashion Fever Shopping Boutique, the correctly named Barbie toy, features a built-in credit card swiper and a life-size credit card for young children to use when buying outfits for their dolls. According to the Amazon website, "Once the balance hits zero, it will reset so you can continue to shop."

You know, just like in real life! The commercial, which you can watch a low-quality version of here, features a little girl saying "And you never run out of money!" Sigh."

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
I had to look! From http://www.feministing.com/archives/007882.html


"Now credit card debt comes in pink!

barbiecreditcard.jpg

Oh dear. It seems Barbie has come up with yet another way to mess up little girls.

Fashion Fever Shopping Boutique, the correctly named Barbie toy, features a built-in credit card swiper and a life-size credit ...[text shortened]... ty version of here, features a little girl saying "And you never run out of money!" Sigh."
That's the one.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
I had to look! From http://www.feministing.com/archives/007882.html


"Now credit card debt comes in pink!

barbiecreditcard.jpg

Oh dear. It seems Barbie has come up with yet another way to mess up little girls.

Fashion Fever Shopping Boutique, the correctly named Barbie toy, features a built-in credit card swiper and a life-size credit ty version of here, features a little girl saying "And you never run out of money!" Sigh."
Check this out...good audio too...

http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/37/36047?CMP=DA_HSE_23

edit - it's less than a minute long, I think