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27 Mar 07

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27 Mar 07

Why is it that the most silent farts smell the most?

Dr Strangelove

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27 Mar 07

Originally posted by Lundos
Why is it that the most silent farts smell the most?

So that if you don't hear it, you still know it happened. 😕

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27 Mar 07

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
So that if you don't hear it, you still know it happened. 😕

But the whole point is to ignore it. 😕

cheshirecatstevens

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27 Mar 07

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too!

Lundos

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27 Mar 07

Lol. There you go. A perfectly good reason 😉

ChronicLeaky

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27 Mar 07

Originally posted by Lundos
Why is it that the most silent farts smell the most?

They don't. It's just that the only silent farts we're aware of are those that smell particulary heinous. There are silent, relatively odourless farts happening all the time of which we are unaware.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

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27 Mar 07

In Fartology, the 27th principle clearly states:

Silent farts do not smell the most. It's just that they carry the
surprise factor, which makes them like a fragrant ninja, ambushing
other people's senses when they don't expect it

Please consider buying my book:

Fartology: Science or Art?
Dr. Bartholomew Ivanovich Seitse
Oxford University Press. U.K. 2005
10th Edition.