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Originally posted by Varg
Spike Milligan was the king of silly rhymes.
I always believed this was his, but I'm not 100% sure:

I wish I was a glow-worm
A glow-worm is never glum
How can you be grumpy
When a light shines out your bum?
hahaha what a ledge lol keep em cumming 🙂

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When i was younger and in my prime
I used to gang bang all the time
But now i'm older and going grey
I only gang bang once a day

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Originally posted by boarman
When i was younger and in my prime
I used to gang bang all the time
But now i'm older and going grey
I only gang bang once a day
haha interesting to no 😛

there aws a younge boy who wore makeup
hed put it on when he waked up
with eyeliner black
and a prim shaven sack
a chav he would never go back

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