Go back
Smoking and Drinking

Smoking and Drinking

General

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Woodgie
I keep getting the tea bag damp, and that just won't do.

Tea with a damp bag, that is just being silly.

I am working on an anti-damp tea bag device as we speak (type).

15 less than you 😏
Can't you put it in a watertight container? Anyway, I am glad to hear you are working on the problem.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I put a smiley on the end of it. 😕
Ah, kill two birds with one stoned smiley?

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Nordlys
Ah, kill two birds with one stoned smiley?
I was hoping you would say, " I think you meant, with one stone ." Then I was going to say, "One of the birds had real red eyes." 😵

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Nordlys
Can't you put it in a watertight container? Anyway, I am glad to hear you are working on the problem.
What is this “waterytoight contanner” that you speak of?

Is it from the Americas?

Damn those advanced peoples!


😠

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Woodgie
What is this “waterytoight contanner” that you speak of?

Is it from the Americas?

Damn those advanced peoples!


😠
Kill and skin out an animal you have nearby, a baby seal is always best. Then take the bladder, and drain it and rinse and dry it and then put the tea in the bladder and give it to Nordlys. 😀

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Kill and skin out an animal you have nearby, a baby seal is always best. Then take the bladder, and drain it and rinse and dry it and then put the tea in the bladder and give it to Nordlys. 😀
You sound as bad as Red Night. 😠 Don't listen to him, Woodgie! If you harm any seals, the punishment will be dreadful!

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Kill and skin out an animal you have nearby, a baby seal is always best. Then take the bladder, and drain it and rinse and dry it and then put the tea in the bladder and give it to Nordlys. 😀
I have nearly resolved the problem.

After many years of research I have developed a strange material I call “plasteek”, don’t worry its all very complex and you may not understand.
But it’s created from complex organic compounds; everyone will want to use it.
My only problem now, I have molded the “plasteek” to form a bag shape, but have no idea how to seal it!!!

Vote Up
Vote Down

Is there any other way to relax and play poor chess than with a few alcoholic drinks and a good smoke? At the end of a hectic day it helps me to relax before the next bout of activity

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by jayaitch
Is there any other way to relax and play poor chess than with a few alcoholic drinks and a good smoke?
I am fully capable of playing poor chess without the help of alcohol and tobacco.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Nordlys
You sound as bad as Red Night. 😠 Don't listen to him, Woodgie! If you harm any seals, the punishment will be dreadful!
You know me, I am not into harming baby seals. Any endangered species of mammal will do.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Nordlys
You sound as bad as Red Night. 😠 Don't listen to him, Woodgie! If you harm any seals, the punishment will be dreadful!
Put the gun away, I will be good honest.

(freeing all the baby seals out into the garden)

🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

(Shooo go on there you seals, and here are little seal books on scottish word translation)

Vote Up
Vote Down

i don't smoke, except when very confused.

i drink, no doubt more than is good for me;
i've given it up for january and i'm missing it a little
but also feeling better, and thinner, for it.

(sorry to bring this thread back to where it started,
but i haven't been paying attention.)