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I bored as a Grade 6 training bra. 🙁 I'm at work, but nobody else is - except those pricks that tell on other people who leave early because there's no one at work.

I need help!!! 😲

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Originally posted by PBE6
I bored as a Grade 6 training bra. 🙁 I'm at work, but nobody else is - except those pricks that tell on other people who leave early because there's no one at work.

I need help!!! 😲
stick your finger down your throat, and puke all over the floor, that should do it.

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Originally posted by duecer
stick your finger down your throat, and puke all over the floor, that should do it.
How does that help exactly?

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Originally posted by PBE6
How does that help exactly?
you either get to go home sick, or it will create some excitement with people coming over and asking if you're okay etc... either way, I bet you won't be bored afterwards

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Originally posted by duecer
you either get to go home sick, or it will create some excitement with people coming over and asking if you're okay etc... either way, I bet you won't be bored afterwards
Y'know, that's actually not a bad idea. But I don't want to eat lunch again. I might just fake a seizure and see how long it takes to get a response.

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Originally posted by PBE6
Y'know, that's actually not a bad idea. But I don't want to eat lunch again. I might just fake a seizure and see how long it takes to get a response.
if you have an alka seltzer tab, that might make it believable

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Originally posted by duecer
if you have an alka seltzer tab, that might make it believable
I just saw that in a Steven Segal movie. It worked great! Of course, the scam also involved trying to deliver a pizza to a high-security facility.

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Originally posted by PBE6
I just saw that in a Steven Segal movie. It worked great! Of course, the scam also involved trying to deliver a pizza to a high-security facility.
go with the classics i always say😉

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Originally posted by PBE6
I bored as a Grade 6 training bra. 🙁 I'm at work, but nobody else is - except those pricks that tell on other people who leave early because there's no one at work.

I need help!!! 😲
Stay in school kids!

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Originally posted by PBE6
I bored as a Grade 6 training bra. 🙁 I'm at work, but nobody else is - except those pricks that tell on other people who leave early because there's no one at work.

I need help!!! 😲
I'd recommend an elaborate plan to steal something in your office. Make it a habit and you could end up with a nice new hobby. Start small with pens and pencils and then slowly move up the food chain until you are ready to go for something big like a stapler. Obviously, the stuff you're stealing should always belong to your colleagues. There's no point in stealing your own stationery.

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Originally posted by PBE6
I bored as a Grade 6 training bra. 🙁 I'm at work, but nobody else is - except those pricks that tell on other people who leave early because there's no one at work.

I need help!!! 😲
Hey !
I know!
Why not find / do something industrious that will actually make money / save costs for your employer.....you know, the company that currently pays you to do just that instead of sitting whining on your lazy, expectant, "I deserve" ass.

Nothing personal...I'm just one of those pricks 😉

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Originally posted by Zadadka
Hey !
I know!
Why not find / do something industrious that will actually make money / save costs for your employer.....you know, the company that currently pays you to do just that instead of sitting whining on your lazy, expectant, "I deserve" ass.

Nothing personal...I'm just one of those pricks 😉
Hmm. I've tried that for some employers. No thanks were given though, just NMW. One of those thankless tasks I guess.