i have a wagon full of fresh aqueezed snake oil
it's good for whatever might ail you
drink it in yer tea
mix it in yer coffee
cures all manner of warts and moles
eases constipation woes
gives eyesight to the blind
soothes the befuddled mind
heals the lame and the crippled
brings music to deaf ears
a single bottle might last you for years!