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So I have started dating....

So I have started dating....

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Originally posted by RSMA1234
Do you mean "make her squeal"
That too.

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Originally posted by darvlay
What was it, Phlab? Black socks are only for when you're dressed nice and are going out... or something like that. You mook!
Perhaps it's a New England thing? I don't know. When we wear boat shoes around here you wear white socks... never pulled up.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Perhaps it's a New England thing? I don't know. When we wear boat shoes around here you wear white socks... never pulled up.

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Yeah, it's definitely a New England thing. It's a great place to live, but when I lived there, I felt like I was in some kind of fashion time warp.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Yeah, it's definitely a New England thing. It's a great place to live, but when I lived there, I felt like I was in some kind of fashion time warp.
You will be glad to know we're all caught up now wearing Izod T's and Members Only jackets just like the rest of you.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You will be glad to know we're all caught up now wearing Izod T's and Members Only jackets just like the rest of you.

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Don't forget the British Knights for basketball. 😉

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Here's the real deal RSMA1234.
All these other guys are trying to lead you astray, steer you in the wrong direction.
You really need to figure out if she is kind, patient, and forgiving. Do her sister. In lieu of that, get liquored up and feel up her mother.
Just keepin' it real...

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Here's the real deal RSMA1234.
All these other guys are trying to lead you astray, steer you in the wrong direction.
You really need to figure out if she is kind, patient, and forgiving. Do her sister. In lieu of that, get liquored up and feel up her mother.
Just keepin' it real...
What about getting the sis to do the mum.....or is that just tooo nasty....🙄

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Originally posted by RSMA1234
What about getting the sis to do the mum.....or is that just tooo nasty....🙄
Nasty, and illegal. Do the right thing pal.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Nah, that's pretty hot. This month's edition of Hustler had a mom and a daughter posing nude together, with all the bits hanging out. On the last picture in the spread, daughter has hand laid right on mom's hip, ready to reach for the back door or the front. Makes you wonder...
As long as mom doesn't look like Ernest Borgnine.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
As long as mom doesn't look like Ernest Borgnine.
You don't like sailor hats?

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All I can think aobut now is Ernest Borgnine spreading his legs for the pages of Hustler. Thanks Moldy!

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Go buy it and tell me if she looked like Ernest Borgnine.
C'mon Sas, this guy is reaching out for help and all you can do is ridicule his situation.

Go sit in the corner and think about what you have done...