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So I have started dating....

So I have started dating....

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
She's not playing the game. She's 400 pounds and doesn't want you to find out until you've spent weeks fantasizing about the pic she will send you, the one that looks oddly like Lindsay Lohan.
Yes...in my "not head screwed on state"...I did send her a photo...a real one.

Her profile says she is not 400 pounds, but hey....that could be a really lie....who knows

Who is Lindsay Lohan asked the UK guy?

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Originally posted by dottewell
I guess it's the terrible shoes and the white socks that give him away.
I have had quite similar shoes and socks...

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Originally posted by RSMA1234
Who is Lindsay Lohan asked the UK guy?
Don't feel bad. I'm in the US, and I still don't know who she is.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Yeah you wouldn't know her, since a British recording company fired her ass because she was too busy being a drunk whore to promote the single she recorded over there.
The dirty so and so...."string her up for not recording that single which could have changed my life"......😀

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Originally posted by dottewell
I can't believe you and your wife have never argued about those terrible shoes. Or the fact you wear them with white socks.
You're not the first to bring that up.

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Originally posted by dottewell
I can't believe you and your wife have never argued about those terrible shoes. Or the fact you wear them with white socks.
Darv and I did. This coming from the continent where they wear black socks under their sandals! Preposterous!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I have had quite similar shoes and socks...
That doesn't make them any less terrible, sweetheart.

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Originally posted by darvlay
That doesn't make them any less terrible, sweetheart.
At least we can take our socks and shoes off... you are stuck with that face of yours.

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What was it, Phlab? Black socks are only for when you're dressed nice and are going out... or something like that. You mook!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Darv and I did. This coming from the continent where they wear black socks under their sandals! Preposterous!

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I thought Darv was your wife?

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Originally posted by RSMA1234
So I have started dating recently and have come up against some very strange people.

One woman I met needs to "get married before the baby is born"....very strange indeed

Has anyone else had any nightmare or tips in the world of dating ?
I just stay optimistic, incurable romantic that I am. I just have faith that somewhere out there is a beautiful young thing primping up in front of the mirror and saying to herself, "Maybe today is the day that I meet my knight in shining armor who's going to treat me like the little pig I am."

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I just stay optimistic, incurable romantic that I am. I just have faith that somewhere out there is a beautiful young thing primping up in front of the mirror and saying to herself, "Maybe today is the day that I meet my knight in shining armor who's going to treat me like the little pig I am."
Do you mean "make her squeal"