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So I have started dating....

So I have started dating....

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Originally posted by Seitse
You said "we have a house and a kid" yet you confesed later,
between the lines, that you have a cat.

You didn´t mention the cat in the first place :'(

Cats have a heart, you know 😠
Maybe their kid is a cat.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Maybe their kid is a cat.
Or maybe the kid goes to WC in a catbox, who knows

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Originally posted by Seitse
You said "we have a house and a kid" yet you confesed later,
between the lines, that you have a cat.

You didn´t mention the cat in the first place :'(

Cats have a heart, you know 😠
YOU have never met my cat.

http://www.rhp15.com/Avatar/EdCatBad.jpg

P-

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
I think Darv's got good advice. What I'd add, though, is that on the third date, to see if she's a keeper, you definitely want to get drunk and throw up on her shoes. Or down her blouse.
I've found that a burn or cut on the face, or a disfiguring poke in the eye keeps 'em from straying too far.

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Originally posted by darvlay
My tip to you is, if you like the girl, keep her engaged. Don't let her direct the entire conversation; test out the communication skills. If that fails, just test out the mattress instead then tell her you're already seeing someone.
LOL...thanks for that.

I'll give that a go with the next strange one

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
YOU have never met my cat.

http://www.rhp15.com/Avatar/EdCatBad.jpg

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I can't believe you and your wife have never argued about those terrible shoes. Or the fact you wear them with white socks.

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So I just got off the phone with the next one now...this woman has been phoning and chatting with me for sometime now (2 weeks) but in her own words ...." is playing the game" by not sending a photo through...even though she has one of mine

From the sound of her, I like the mind but am really worried that she looks like a donkey or something......how do you deal with that ?

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Originally posted by dottewell
I can't believe you and your wife have never argued about those terrible shoes. Or the fact you wear them with white socks.
How do you know it's his foot?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Fart.

Fart never fails.

If she doesn't go mad crazy, keep dating her.
If she laughs, get engaged.
If she proposes a fart contest... marry her ASAP!

Seriously, good luck and best wishes, mate!
LOL...cheers dude

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Originally posted by Nordlys
How do you know it's his foot?
I guess it's the terrible shoes and the white socks that give him away.

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Originally posted by RSMA1234
So I just got off the phone with the next one now...this woman has been phoning and chatting with me for sometime now (2 weeks) but in her own words ...." is playing the game" by not sending a photo through...even though she has one of mine

From the sound of her, I like the mind but am really worried that she looks like a donkey or something......how do you deal with that ?
Was the pic you sent a real one?

Maaaaaaaaate... send Colin Farrel ones, or
whatever his name is.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Nah, I'm a 68 guy on the first date.
Whats a 68 ?

I know whats a 69 is....but a 68..... ?

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Originally posted by RSMA1234
Whats a 68 ?

I know whats a 69 is....but a 68..... ?
Don't ask. Those phillies have straaaaaange traditions

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