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So I have started dating....

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Originally posted by arrakis
My biggest regret in life is that I never gave Susie a chance (earlier post on page 5). 😞
She might've been THE ONE!
Sorry to hear that dude....everything happens for a reason


"Just because fate doesn't deal you the right cards, it doesn't mean you should give up. It just means you have to play the cards you get to their maximum potential."

Les Brown

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Originally posted by RSMA1234
Sorry to hear that dude....everything happens for a reason


"Just because fate doesn't deal you the right cards, it doesn't mean you should give up. It just means you have to play the cards you get to their maximum potential."

Les Brown
Yeah... maybe fate played it's hand cause I'm really supposed to mate with Nordlys! Maybe our genius son will save the world!!!? 😵

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Originally posted by arrakis
Yeah... maybe fate played it's hand cause I'm really supposed to mate with Nordlys! Maybe our genius son will save the world!!!? 😵
Thats funny ....1 rec for that

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Originally posted by RSMA1234
So I have started dating recently and have come up against some very strange people.

One woman I met needs to "get married before the baby is born"....very strange indeed

Has anyone else had any nightmare or tips in the world of dating ?
Gee, you've gotten a lot of great advice!! Unfortunately, none of it was on this particular thread, but still...

Dating tips -- make sure if you want to date a woman that the person you're dating is a woman. If you're really picky, make sure she was born a woman. Avoid dating women who are wearing wedding rings. If she's wearing a school uniform, she's a minor. Run. If she buys batteries by the gross, you don't have to worry about moving slowly. Don't wear black socks with sandals. Bathe. Wear chocolate aftershave. 😀 Don't ask her if you can borrow her undergarments or skirt. If she gets a run in her panty hose, don't offer her a pair of yours.

If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to ask.

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Originally posted by reader1107

Dating tips -- make sure if you want to date a woman that the person you're dating is a woman.
Brings to mind that movie about the guy from Australia when he was in a New York bar. Forgot the name of it.

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Originally posted by arrakis
Brings to mind that movie about the guy from Australia when he was in a New York bar. Forgot the name of it.
Croc Dundee.....or something like that

Thanks for the tips reader...will keep that in mind

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Originally posted by arrakis
Yeah... maybe fate played it's hand cause I'm really supposed to mate with Nordlys! Maybe our genius son will save the world!!!? 😵
😲

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Originally posted by reader1107
Gee, you've gotten a lot of great advice!! Unfortunately, none of it was on this particular thread, but still...

Dating tips -- make sure if you want to date a woman that the person you're dating is a woman. If you're really picky, make sure she was born a woman. Avoid dating women who are wearing wedding rings. If she's wearing a school uniform, s a pair of yours.

If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to ask.
What's wrong with black socks with sandals? What colour would you suggest?

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Originally posted by reader1107
Gee, you've gotten a lot of great advice!! Unfortunately, none of it was on this particular thread, but still...

Dating tips -- make sure if you want to date a woman that the person you're dating is a woman. If you're really picky, make sure she was born a woman. Avoid dating women who are wearing wedding rings. If she's wearing a school uniform, s ...[text shortened]... a pair of yours.

If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to ask.
Always check the medicine cabinette before moving in for the kill too. (The wacko chicks have THE best meds!)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What's wrong with black socks with sandals? What colour would you suggest?
Originally posted by reader1107: Don't wear black socks with sandals.

Maybe she thought you shouldn't wear any socks with sandals?

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Originally posted by arrakis
Maybe she thought you shouldn't wear any socks with sandals?
You know those things that are supposed to make you go 'Ha Ha'?

That was one. Allegedly.

D

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
You know those things that are supposed to make you go 'Ha Ha'?

That was one. Allegedly.

D
But... you didn't rec me for it.
Here you are sitting like a fat Republican with 928 recs to my lousy 281 and you won't even give me ONE! 😠

I FEED on recs!!! I want them more! MORE I TELL YOU!!! So that I can be equal to my soul mate! Who has nearly a thousand... *sigh*

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Originally posted by arrakis
Originally posted by reader1107: Don't wear black socks with sandals.

Maybe she thought you shouldn't wear any socks with sandals?
Well, now that you mention it...

Nordie? No socks with sandals, except maybe toe socks with Birkenstocks. Otherwise it's stockings or bare feet.

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Ladies and Gentlemen (especially ladies), Arrakis has arrived in this thread. Gasp at his amazing advice and laugh with him when jokes fly over his head.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Ladies and Gentlemen (especially ladies), Arrakis has arrived in this thread. Gasp at his amazing advice and laugh with him when jokes fly over his head.
Thanks buddy! 😵
Unfortunately I can't give you the same attention as your boyfriend trevor33 has.