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So I have started dating....

So I have started dating....

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Originally posted by arrakis
Thanks buddy! 😵
Unfortunately I can't give you the same attention as your boyfriend trevor33 has.
you're not a very good friend.

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Originally posted by trevor33
you're not a very good friend.
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you had passed out. 😞

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Originally posted by arrakis
Yeah... maybe fate played it's hand cause I'm really supposed to mate with Nordlys! Maybe our genius son will save the world!!!? 😵
At least we will have known which side of the family those genes came from. When a wrinkley kid with a beard pops out and starts crapping on the floor we'll know where you played your part.

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Originally posted by RSMA1234
So I have started dating recently and have come up against some very strange people.

One woman I met needs to "get married before the baby is born"....very strange indeed

Has anyone else had any nightmare or tips in the world of dating ?
Dating sucks, just go out and find a woman you can hate and buy her a house, a boat, a new car your retirement fund and just about everything else you have and just save yerself the heart ache.

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
Dating sucks, just go out and find a woman you can hate and buy her a house, a boat, a new car your retirement fund and just about everything else you have and just save yerself the heart ache.
RTH,
you sound like a friend of mine who is on his third marriage!

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Originally posted by lordhighgus
RTH,
you sound like a friend of mine who is on his third marriage!
Yeah, but in RTH's case, for "House", read "Trailer". For "boat" read "Swamp Dinghy". "New car" read "New Donkey" and "Retirement fund" read "Stash of hooch".

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
Dating sucks, just go out and find a woman you can hate and buy her a house, a boat, a new car your retirement fund and just about everything else you have and just save yerself the heart ache.
OK......I sense some issues their

So what about kids and all that ?

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Here's one tip I can give you RSMA1234:

NEVER take a date to a bar that she frequents!

Sometimes chicks like to hang out in bars to be with their friends and see some of the guys they like. If you take her to one of her hangouts you'll just be the sucker who is buying all her drinks while others will be taking up her time.

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Originally posted by arrakis
Here's one tip I can give you RSMA1234:

NEVER take a date to a bar that she frequents!

Sometimes chicks like to hang out in bars to be with their friends and see some of the guys they like. If you take her to one of her hangouts you'll just be the sucker who is buying all her drinks while others will be taking up her time.
But on the plus side you got her REAL phone # off the bathroom wall, right?

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Originally posted by reader1107
Nordie? No socks with sandals, except maybe toe socks with Birkenstocks. Otherwise it's stockings or bare feet.
Are blue digital socks with sheep on them okay with MBT sandals? 😳 Oh, wait, they are actually stockings, not socks, ha! Anyway, if you wear trousers or a long skirt, people can't even see whether you are wearing socks or stockings, so why does it make a difference?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Are blue digital socks with sheep on them okay with MBT sandals? 😳 Oh, wait, they are actually stockings, not socks, ha! Anyway, if you wear trousers or a long skirt, people can't even see whether you are wearing socks or stockings, so why does it make a difference?
Just don't shave your legs and the whole thing's moot.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Just don't shave your legs and the whole thing's moot.
That's another advantage of wearing socks or stockings, nobody can see whether I shave my legs or not. And I don't get sore feet.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
And I don't get sore feet.
Stop shaving your feet then.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Stop shaving your feet then.
That doesn't make sense. And I am not a hobbit.