I really think only my male friends will understand, but I'll share it with all of you.
I met one of my buddies for lunch and on the way home I stopped at a liquor store to pick up some vodka. Well, this cute little blonde followed me into the store and was kinda hanging around me. I swear, I've never seen a prettier, sexier looking gal in all my life. Kinda takes your breath away the way she was thrusting her body around in certain ways and smiling. I found myself really attracted to her.
She came up next to me while I was paying for the booze and I heard her say, "Hi". I was aghast. I couldn't believe she'd want to say anything to me. So I said, "Hi" back and then I turned to the woman behind the counter and said, "Isn't she the cutest little thing?" I don't think the 300 lb. woman behind the counter shared my feelings.
The blonde faked a blush and said "Thanks". As I was putting the change in my wallet she asked the woman behind the counter for some quarters, giving her a dollar bill. Then as we walked out into the parking lot there was tension on me to say something because she was right next to me. I sensed she might've been looking for a trick so I said to her, "You need a rich husband".
She opened her truck door and said, "I pride myself in making money on my own by laying on my back."
Well, that's what bothers me...
I told her to have a nice day, got in my car and left. 😲
I must be close to death.
Originally posted by arrakisMaybe she painted ceilings for a living?
I really think only my male friends will understand, but I'll share it with all of you.
I met one of my buddies for lunch and on the way home I stopped at a liquor store to pick up some vodka. Well, this cute little blonde followed me into the store and was kinda hanging around me. I swear, I've never seen a prettier, sexier looking gal in all my life. ...[text shortened]... to have a nice day, got in my car and left. 😲
I must be close to death.
Originally posted by arrakisEven hookers need loving too.
I really think only my male friends will understand, but I'll share it with all of you.
I met one of my buddies for lunch and on the way home I stopped at a liquor store to pick up some vodka. Well, this cute little blonde followed me into the store and was kinda hanging around me. I swear, I've never seen a prettier, sexier looking gal in all my life. ...[text shortened]... to have a nice day, got in my car and left. 😲
I must be close to death.
Originally posted by sjegBummer. My 30 days isn't up yet. Have an imaginary rec!
Laying what on her back? A tablecloth? Maybe she's a rent-a-dining table gal.
You have those, right? 😉
"Hey, honey, where's the pepper mill?"
"...I'm not sure... the hooker had it last time I looked"
(Yes, you were probably almost a dead man... nice dodge)
