Go back
Something happened today that bothers me...

Something happened today that bothers me...

General

Vote Up
Vote Down

Vote Up
Vote Down

Vote Up
Vote Down

Vote Up
Vote Down

Vote Up
Vote Down

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by 7ate9
I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE NUKES,
AND IT WAS JUST A FUNNY JOKE.

I SMILE WHEN IT COMES TRUE. 🙂.

IT MAKES ME LAUGH.

LOOK AMERICA. 😲.

A NUKE LANDED ON BUSH'S HOUSE. HEHEHEHEHE! 😉.
Seriously bro,
lay off the gear.

Vote Up
Vote Down

2 edits
Vote Up
Vote Down

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by 7ate9
I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT A NUKE LANDING ON BUSH'S HOUSE.

HE WOULDN'T FEEL ANY SUFFERING FOR HIS PLAYING GOD.

I WOULD NUKE HIS FAMILY FIRST, CAUSE THAT WOULD BE FUNNY TO PEOPLE WHOSE FAMILIES HE TOOK.

WE COULD DIE FROM LAUGHING LIKE LITTLE GIRLS.
HEHEHEHEHEHE. 😀.
THIS IS THE PRICE WE PAY FOR THE COSTS OF WAR 🙂,
BUT WE ARE WARRIORS 😠
AND WE WIL ...[text shortened]... ER SURRENDER 😳
CAUSE THAT WOULD BE WRONG 😕
FIGHTING EVIL AMERICANISED SCUM FROM HELL 😀.
Hmm, I think you need some sleep.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Vote Up
Vote Down

Vote Up
Vote Down

Mate, you're about as funny as a concentration camp. I think your dealer must be cutting your sh with something real nasty....

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by arrakis
I really think only my male friends will understand, but I'll share it with all of you.

I met one of my buddies for lunch and on the way home I stopped at a liquor store to pick up some vodka. Well, this cute little blonde followed me into the store and was kinda hanging around me. I swear, I've never seen a prettier, sexier looking gal in all my life. ...[text shortened]... to have a nice day, got in my car and left. 😲

I must be close to death.
Women will never understand the extreme pressure exerted on men by their hormones! I had a similar thing with this chick on the train the other day. She gets on and sits next to me. I'm checking her out at subtly as i can, then to my surprise i realise that she's actually checking me out too!! We sat next to each other for 40 minutes like this, in a train PACKED full of people. I don't have trouble talking to girls, but i'm not too comfortable with doing it in front of an audience of 50 or 60 people!! Ahhh, another one slips the net... :'(

Vote Up
Vote Down

If you could choose between two pun*ni's at the same time or nuking America, what would you choose?

Vote Up
Vote Down