Originally posted by hopscotchsure it is! but hey you can have my $5 and i'll throw in another $5 for the sake of it, given that you sell yourself so cheaply because that is peanuts compared to what i am paying this other guy to do the same thing! he charges like a raging bull.
The credit card machine is in my satchel. You owe me $5.
Originally posted by chrissybWHATEVER!!!!
sure it is! but hey you can have my $5 and i'll throw in another $5 for the sake of it, given that you sell yourself so cheaply because that is peanuts compared to what i am paying this other guy to do the same thing! he charges like a raging bull.
Your guy may charge like a bull, cluck like a chicken, walk like a duck and squeal like a stuck pig, but can he do this:
http://www.fatbend.com/photos/jrc_fruit_flip.jpg
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Originally posted by hopscotchha! you win, although i do hope when you do that trick that you charge more than you do for the other, given the strain you put your body under.
WHATEVER!!!!
Your guy may charge like a bull, cluck like a chicken, walk like a duck and squeal like a stuck pig, but can he do this:
http://www.fatbend.com/photos/jrc_fruit_flip.jpg
??
Originally posted by arrakisMakes you wonder what the quarters were for...
I really think only my male friends will understand, but I'll share it with all of you.
I met one of my buddies for lunch and on the way home I stopped at a liquor store to pick up some vodka. Well, this cute little blonde followed me into the store and was kinda hanging around me. I swear, I've never seen a prettier, sexier looking gal in all my life. ...[text shortened]... to have a nice day, got in my car and left. 😲
I must be close to death.
Originally posted by arrakissarcasm, perhaps?
I really think only my male friends will understand, but I'll share it with all of you.
I met one of my buddies for lunch and on the way home I stopped at a liquor store to pick up some vodka. Well, this cute little blonde followed me into the store and was kinda hanging around me. I swear, I've never seen a prettier, sexier looking gal in all my life. ...[text shortened]... to have a nice day, got in my car and left. 😲
I must be close to death.
maybe she thought you were being snobby, saying you were rich? so she just came back in the best way she could think of?
Originally posted by chrissybReally? But did his body movements make your heart beat faster? Kinda take your breath away? Somehow I thought that only happened to guys.
i know what you mean arrakis. like the other day when i was shopping this guy walks past and he was cute but he also was thrusting his body around and he knew it and when i said hi he went all shy too before saying g'day mate. i actually thought he was a hooker too 🙂
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Originally posted by arrakisWhat bothered you?
Then as we walked out into the parking lot there was tension on me to say something because she was right next to me. I sensed she might've been looking for a trick so I said to her, "You need a rich husband".
She opened her truck door and said, "I pride myself in making money on my own by laying on my back."
Well, that's what bothers me...
That she was looking for a trick?
That she mistook you for a trick?
That her grammar was poor?
That she takes pride in her work?
That she doesn't need a rich husband?
That she didn't think you could afford her?
Or did it just make you all hot and bothered?
There is so much you haven't told us.
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Originally posted by GatecrasherI thought it was obvious...
What bothered you?
That she was looking for a trick?
That she mistook you for a trick?
That her grammar was poor?
That she takes pride in her work?
That she doesn't need a rich husband?
That she didn't think you could afford her?
Or did it just make you all hot and bothered?
There is so much you haven't told us.
What bothered me was that I didn't accept her offer - that I drove away. You have to understand that I consider money as "a piece of paper"; paying her would be like pulling some change out of my pocket and buying a newspaper. And I'm single without a girlfriend at the moment.
In my younger years I would've done anything to make love to this girl. But now, more aware of all the negative issues in such a relationship, I allowed my thinking process to rule over my sexual desires.
That's why I said, "I must be near death".
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Originally posted by arrakisYou're supposed to say:
That bothers me too... I think they were for making a phone call cause she drove up to store that had an outside phone as I was driving away.
"In case she needed to make change for a fiver" or something along those lines.
I can't keep lobbin' these pitches to you if you don't swing.