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Something happened today that bothers me...

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Originally posted by 7ate9
Some people make their living by sleeping, where scientists go in to study them.
Gee, do you think that's what she had in mind?

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Message to all women, don't flirt you will be mistaken for a hooker!!!😀

Edit: in fact the poor women probably wasn't even flirting yet because of her cute looks and sexiness (maybe wasn't aware she was sexy) it was assumed she was a hooker.

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I would have asked her how much just out of curiosity.

EDIT: And then I would have said "For $xx there's no way you're lying on your back".

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Maybe she thought arrakis was Ernest Borgnine 🙂

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Maybe arrakis was the one thrusting himself in a certain way, smiling and faking a blush and the cute blonde turned around and asked HIM how much he was for a night?

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Originally posted by chrissyb
Message to all women, don't flirt you will be mistaken for a hooker!!!😀

Edit: in fact the poor women probably wasn't even flirting yet because of her cute looks and sexiness (maybe wasn't aware she was sexy) it was assumed she was a hooker.
To be honest, I was very attracted to her. Not just because she was so pretty but the way she moved... kinda threw her body around. I don't think a woman would've picked up on it the way a man does. *sigh*

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did she call you "sir"? 🙂

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Did she call you 'pops' and asked 'fancy some coins for booze?'

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Originally posted by arrakis
To be honest, I was very attracted to her. Not just because she was so pretty but the way she moved... kinda threw her body around. I don't think a woman would've picked up on it the way a man does. *sigh*
i know what you mean arrakis. like the other day when i was shopping this guy walks past and he was cute but he also was thrusting his body around and he knew it and when i said hi he went all shy too before saying g'day mate. i actually thought he was a hooker too 🙂

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Originally posted by chrissyb
i know what you mean arrakis. like the other day when i was shopping this guy walks past and he was cute but he also was thrusting his body around and he knew it and when i said hi he went all shy too before saying g'day mate. i actually thought he was a hooker too 🙂
I carry a credit card machine just in case I catch a woman undressing me with her eyes.

No freebies!

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Originally posted by hopscotch
I carry a credit card machine just in case I catch a woman undressing me with her eyes.

No freebies!
ha! so would it remotely occur to you that rather than undressing you with her eyes, she is probably wondering what the heck is that large abnormality bulging in your trousers 😲 (which as we know, is really the credit card machine). 😀😉

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Isnt't that how Lenny did the Cistine?
I thought it was Michelangelo - [on his back]

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Originally posted by chrissyb
ha! so would it remotely occur to you that rather than undressing you with her eyes, she is probably wondering what the heck is that large abnormality bulging in your trousers 😲 (which as we know, is really the credit card machine). 😀😉
The credit card machine is in my satchel. You owe me $5.