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Hey, check it out. I'm starting my own thread!
That's right, this is MY thread! So you all better behave yourselves or you'll risk facing my wrath.
mua ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa! 🦍

Okay, so this morning I came up with a new version of string theory to clean up some of the niggling little problems it presents. Instead of tiny 'strings' I propose everything is made up of springs. Some are tightly coiled and others loosely coiled, with different energy signatures.
But I need a mathematician to help me construct a simple formula that doesn't call for a bunch of extra dimensions and other useless cr*p.
If this works out and a Nobel prize is not out of the question, I'm willing to share credit.

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@Kilroy70
Spring is the best season, that's my theory. 🙂

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One at a time please.
Don't come rushing in all at once.

I've leased warehouse space from the government at area 51, so there's plenty of room to box and archive all responses and suggestions for going forward.

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@torunn said
@Kilroy70
Spring is the best season, that's my theory. 🙂
Okay, thank you.
All comments and suggestions are welcome.

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potential is not yet kinetic with a hair trigger

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@kilroy70 said
Okay, thank you.
All comments and suggestions are welcome.
we need to link your spring theory to my big bag theory (the Multiverse is like a 24 pack of assorted crisp flavours)we need to link both to the theory of Gravitas thats the theory that if you drop a jug of gravy it always lands gravy side down.

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@rookie54 said
potential is not yet kinetic with a hair trigger
uhhh... okay.

This is a good start. At this rate the first box should be chock full of good ideas, and ready to ship over to the warehouse before Monday.

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@kilroy70 said
uhhh... okay.

This is a good start. At this rate the first box should be chock full of good ideas, and ready to ship over to the warehouse before Monday.
🙂

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@badradger said
we need to link your spring theory to my big bag theory (the Multiverse is like a 24 pack of assorted crisp flavours)we need to link both to the theory of Gravitas thats the theory that if you drop a jug of gravy it always lands gravy side down.
Yeah, okay...
This can go into the box.

Aw what the heck, it all goes into the box... except for kitty litter. I have to draw the line somewhere.

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@kilroy70 said
Yeah, okay...
This can go into the box.

Aw what the heck, it all goes into the box... except for kitty litter. I have to draw the line somewhere.
I think 'spring' is an underrated word - Spring Valley e.g. - sounds very nice. I think we should use it more often, in many contexts - we may even find new ones.

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@torunn said
I think 'spring' is an underrated word - Spring Valley e.g. - sounds very nice. I think we should use it more often, in many contexts - we may even find new ones.
anything spring to mind?

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@kilroy70 said
Hey, check it out. I'm starting my own thread!
That's right, this is MY thread! So you all better behave yourselves or you'll risk facing my wrath.
mua ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa! 🦍

Okay, so this morning I came up with a new version of string theory to clean up some of the niggling little problems it presents. Instead of tiny 'strings' I propose everything is made up of spr ...[text shortened]... cr*p.
If this works out and a Nobel prize is not out of the question, I'm willing to share credit.
OK my theory on spring involves Chinese restaurants and rolls.🤔

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@badradger said
anything spring to mind?
Well. 'spring' is a Swedish word too, from the word 'springa' meaning 'to run'. Astrid Lindgren, the author of children's books, said that children have 'spring' in their legs. You see how useful this word is?

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@kilroy70 said
Hey, check it out. I'm starting my own thread!
That's right, this is MY thread! So you all better behave yourselves or you'll risk facing my wrath.
mua ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa! 🦍

Okay, so this morning I came up with a new version of string theory to clean up some of the niggling little problems it presents. Instead of tiny 'strings' I propose everything is made up of spr ...[text shortened]... cr*p.
If this works out and a Nobel prize is not out of the question, I'm willing to share credit.
Moonbus working with a super computer could sort it out for you.
You would have to share your Nobel prize though.

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@great-big-stees said
OK my theory on spring involves Chinese restaurants and rolls.🤔
What's happening here? My spring theory is about tiny springs of energy. I knew I should have put this in the science forum, but I figured no one there would take the subject seriously.

By the way, I almost didn't recognize you without the beard.