Spring Theory

@kilroy70 said
I can't delete the thread and start over, so it looks like I'm stuck with it.😖
And leasing warehouse space is not cheap.

@kilroy70 And leasing warehouse space is not cheap.

Ughhh. Well, maybe you could develop it out in the meadow and call it - Kilroy's Field Theory

@earl-of-trumps said
@kilroy70 And leasing warehouse space is not cheap.

Ughhh. Well, maybe you could develop it out in the meadow and call it - Kilroy's Field Theory

And when people pass by on the road they will say to their children, "Oh, look children! Kilroy is outstanding in his field."

@kilroy70 said
Hey, check it out. I'm starting my own thread!
That's right, this is MY thread! So you all better behave yourselves or you'll risk facing my wrath.
mua ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa! 🦍

Okay, so this morning I came up with a new version of string theory to clean up some of the niggling little problems it presents. Instead of tiny 'strings' I propose everything is made up of spr ...[text shortened]... cr*p.
If this works out and a Nobel prize is not out of the question, I'm willing to share credit.

I need a mathematician to help me construct a simple formula that doesn't call for a bunch of extra dimensions and other useless cr*p.


I can't claim to be a mathematician, but learned enough of it in school to know multidimensional calculus is not useless cr*p.

@mchill said
I need a mathematician to help me construct a simple formula that doesn't call for a bunch of extra dimensions and other useless cr*p.


I can't claim to be a mathematician, but learned enough of it in school to know multidimensional calculus is not useless cr*p.

"String theory has been called both the theory of everything and the theory of nothing."

(I hope the following helps you understand where I'm coming from.)


"It was discovered that the only way for the mathematics of the theory to satisfy both quantum mechanics and general relativity was if the strings existed in a space of 26 dimensions for bosons or 10 dimensions for fermions. At the time, physicists persisted in trying to connect string theory to the theory of quarks, suggesting that quarks are actually the ends of strings. The reason that isolated quarks have never been seen became immediately obvious—break a string in half in the hope of capturing a free end and all you end up doing is creating a new end."

"... music has been used as a metaphor to describe the structure of the cosmos more than once. We had Pythagoras's “music of the spheres,” Schrdinger's and de Broglie's vibrating string and musical atom, and now the musical analogy is again being used to describe the fundamental quality of string theory. Who's to say if in reality the universe isn't one big cosmic symphony!"

"Let me explain this in another way, just in case the last paragraph left you feeling a little unclear. The quarks inside hadrons are held together by the exchange of gluons, and the effect is as if two quarks are joined by a piece of elastic. The force between quarks (the color force, which also indirectly gives rise to the strong interaction) is so strong that the energy in the “elastic” is comparable to the mass energy in the quarks themselves. Under these conditions, a pair of quarks is joined by the color force and behaves in many ways like a stretched piece of string. A good image for this would be the chain shot used in sea battles in the days of sail. A pair of cannonballs joined by a chain would whirl around one another as they stuck the rigging of a man-of-war ship, and would end up doing far more damage than two single balls passing through the sails."

"If the theory of superstrings, like supersymmetry, has so many dimensions, why do we sense only three of space and one of time? Theory has it that all the dimensions were created at the instant of the big bang, when the size of the entire cosmos was far smaller than that of an elementary particle. In the period of rapid expansion that followed, four of these dimensions expanded and unrolled, while the remaining dimensions remained tightly curled up. Today the four dimensions define the universe we live in, while the other dimensions are effectively invisible, yet their effects are felt throughout the forces of nature."

"But to get back to our story, this first version of string theory was soon superceded by the development of supersymmetry. The basic concepts developed by string theory about the unification of fermions and bosons through extra dimensions replaced the notion of strings, and supersymmetry replaced the theory that had given it birth. Once the idea of supersymmetry had been placed in the minds of physicists, it was easy to incorporate it into the then standard model of the particle world, as we discussed in the last section. As a matter of fact, that is the way generations of students after 1976 were introduced to supersymmetry, without any mention of strings at all. In the early 1980s, the English physicist Michael Green and the American John Schwarz married the ideas of string theory to those of supersymmetry to create, yes you guessed it, superstrings."

"The Cosmic Onion
Between 1984 and 1986, thousands of research papers were written by physicists from around the world. This three-year period is regarded as the first superstring revolution. What was this first theory about? Why was it replaced with the second revolution in superstring theory? And what are these strings made of? To answer these questions let's look at some of the basic concepts that define this first revolution."

"To clarify the most essential point of string theory, we need to change how we view the whole set of elementary particles. In SST, which is the abbreviation I'll use when discussing superstring theory, the idea of a particle as just a point in space, which is the most general concept associated with a particle, is replaced with the idea of a tiny vibrating string, a string that's connected together to form a loop. That's it! You now have the secret of the theory of everything. But as with all theories, there is more to the whole picture."

"What are these strings made of? In truth, no one knows, and I'll tell you why in a moment. I can tell you that they are the size of the Planck length. Remember that unit of measurement from the last section? That was 10-35 meter, or about 100 billion billion (1020) times smaller than a proton. Now, regarding their composition, well that's the trick. If they are truly the most fundamental units out of which everything else is made, then to say that they are composed of something would mean that there was something even smaller than these strings, and then, of course, they wouldn't be what they are. We would have the dilemma of a cosmic onion, in which each layer that's peeled away just reveals another layer."

"Mindwarps
The analogy of a cosmic onion to a continually unfolding universe is an interesting image. While many physicists think that SST will turn out to be the theory of everything, some also feel that strings may not be the ultimate building blocks. There may even be units that make up the string loops. If this is the case, who's to say that the process may not keep on going. If the universe is infinitely large as well as infinitely small, as we peel away layer by layer of its structure, we may find the cosmic onion to have no end to its layers."

"Musical Strings
A deeper look at the analogy of a vibrating musical string can take us to a better understanding of how the first SST revolution saw string theory as a possible answer to unification. If we use a violin as our musical instrument to explain how strings work, I think you'll get a clear picture of how physicists understand SST. The four strings on a violin can each vibrate at almost an infinite number of vibrational patterns called resonances. These are the wave patterns that fit between the two fixed ends of the violin string. When we hear these different vibrational resonances, we experience them as the different musical notes. The way the strings vibrate in string theory is very similar. Each closed loop can support almost an infinite number of resonant vibrational patterns within its structure. Instead of having a string fixed on both ends, the closed loop provides the same kind of structure so that it can vibrate in the same way as the violin string."

"Universal Constants
Resonance is usually understood as the oscillation of a system, like a guitar, piano, etc., at its natural frequency of vibration, triggered by an outside stimulus with an appropriate frequency. For example, if you play a note on a piano with the exact frequency of one of the open strings of a guitar, the string on the guitar will resonate, even though it hasn't been plucked. You may have also experienced this while singing in the shower. Certain notes will resonate better than others giving you a deeper- or mellower-sounding voice. In the way the word is used in the context of string theory, it simply refers to the number of waves or the frequency at which a string can vibrate."

"So how does this analogy help explain the central concept of SST? What this means is that just as the different vibrational patterns of a violin string create the different sounds that we hear, so, too, the different vibrational patterns of the strings in string theory create the different masses and force charges."

Excerpted from The Complete Idiot's Guide to Theories of the Universe © 2001 by Gary F. Moring.

@gambrel said
I subscribe to "Wing" theory. My theory is just wing it.

Personally, I rather like the dirty snowball theory.

@kilroy70 said
"String theory has been called both the theory of everything and the theory of nothing."

(I hope the following helps you understand where I'm coming from.)


"It was discovered that the only way for the mathematics of the theory to satisfy both quantum mechanics and general relativity was if the strings existed in a space of 26 dimensions for bosons or 10 dimensions fo ...[text shortened]... "

Excerpted from The Complete Idiot's Guide to Theories of the Universe © 2001 by Gary F. Moring.

"It was discovered that the only way for the mathematics of the theory to satisfy both quantum mechanics and general relativity was if the strings existed in a space of 26 dimensions for bosons or 10 dimensions for fermions."

This means the mathematics of the theory were not designed to explain extra dimensions. The extra dimensions were designed to support the mathematics of the theory.

@gertrude said
anytime an equation has a zero in it you're doomed
why don't you work on something else
like a perpetual motion machine

My formula does not have a zero in it; ergo, it must be valid.

@the-gravedigger said
Kilroy70, Moonbus and me. Perfect 😆 😆 😆

I'm not greedy. You guys can split the prize money, I don't want the prize money. I just want the glory, and not posthumously.

@moonbus said
My formula does not have a zero in it; ergo, it must be valid.

What's wrong with having zeros?

@kilroy70 said
What's wrong with having zeros?

Nothing

@kilroy70 said
What's wrong with having zeros?

After a one in your bank balance, nothing. However, If there is a zero in your spring theory formula, sooner or later, division by zero is necessary to make some other parameters come out right. Division by zero is an elementary violation of the rules; like moving your king into check.

BTW, I am not averse to postulating additional dimensions. It just means people cannot visualize your proposed solution.

@moonbus said
After a one in your bank balance, nothing. However, If there is a zero in your spring theory formula, sooner or later, division by zero is necessary to make some other parameters come out right. Division by zero is an elementary violation of the rules; like moving your king into check.

BTW, I am not averse to postulating additional dimensions. It just means people cannot visualize your proposed solution.

My proposed solution wouldn't require division by zero. And the most number of extra dimensions I'm willing to postulate are 2. I would prefer zero number of extra dimensions, but realistically 4 may not be enough.
My theory is still in its infancy, so there is plenty of room for growth and increased complexity.