starting move

I have been losing a lost of games because of a crapy starting move. what do you think is a good starting move? if you could send me a message that would be great. thanks

Originally posted by joshbgosh10592
I have been losing a lost of games because of a crapy starting move. what do you think is a good starting move? if you could send me a message that would be great. thanks

Originally posted by joshbgosh10592
I have been losing a lost of games because of a crapy starting move. what do you think is a good starting move? if you could send me a message that would be great. thanks

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Probably be better off posting that in the Chess or Help Forums... you won't get any advice here, just sarcasm, bad jokes and lots of puns.

Originally posted by Vivaldi
Dont play chess when you are having a crap, best make your moves after you have wiped your bum 😛

1. Don't bring your queen out too early.
2. try to avoid moving the same piece twice in a row during the opening. Especially knights, taking their central pressure away.
3. Before attacking a queen with your pawn, check to make sure the pawn won't be taken.

Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
You could be playing chess on a laptop whilst having a crap.. this solves all of life's problems! You could live on the toilet crapping and playing chess🙂

Wipe your bum with your laptop. Or even better, with somebody else's. Then you can sit back and relax as you watch them sticking their fingers in your sticky brown mess.
Oh! How I regress when i stick my head in these forums. 😛

EDIT: There's a free insult going, for any one who can point out the intentional grammatcal error.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Wipe your bum with your laptop. Or even better, with somebody else's. Then you can sit back and relax as you watch them sticking their fingers in your sticky brown mess.
Oh! How I regress when i stick my head in these forums. 😛

Originally posted by Vivaldi
Quiet jimbo as I am having a phoo 😳

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Prove it!

Sepia?