Originally posted by rbmorrisStrange that you didn't get it. The box contains some glow-in-the-dark stars, a trophy, some red hot porn, a few dead mice and a magical cap with the RHP logo on it.
I've been a subscriber for quite a while now. However, I have yet to get this package in the mail:
http://www.redhotpawn.com/vstat/subs.php
The box looks great. I'm sure the contents are unbelievable. Anyone get one? If so, can you please tell me what's in it?
Edit: Oh, and some cans of beer. No tea. 😞
Originally posted by NordlysI got mine about a day later.
Strange that you didn't get it. The box contains some glow-in-the-dark stars, a trophy, some red hot porn, a few dead mice and a magical cap with the RHP logo on it.
Edit: Oh, and some cans of beer. No tea. 😞
The dead mice are quite succulent with some toast and toilet duck!!
Originally posted by NordlysMine had an 8x10 autographed photo of Russ, a white king (Harald V is what I think he said his name was), a book called Chests For Dummies (I think Russ is a little dyslexic) and a snowglobe of some pub in London.
Strange that you didn't get it. The box contains some glow-in-the-dark stars, a trophy, some red hot porn, a few dead mice and a magical cap with the RHP logo on it.
Edit: Oh, and some cans of beer. No tea. 😞
Originally posted by pawnhandlerMine included the RHP all-nude 2006 callendar (Mokko, Nordlys, XanthosNZ, Russ & Chris, and I stopped turning the pages then...), an original mitre and saddle, a book of The Queens of New York and a mouse pad. No mice though, so I don't know what to do with the mouse pad.
Mine had an 8x10 autographed photo of Russ, a white king (Harald V is what I think he said his name was), a book called Chests For Dummies (I think Russ is a little dyslexic) and a snowglobe of some pub in London.
Oh yes, and a refund postal order for $186.55 made out to a retail outfit called The Porn Brokers, c/o Shavixmir's Emporium in Amsterdam. There was a note attached which read "Sorry sir, we don't sell them that small." Maybe that was sent to me by mistake, but no one ever asked me about it.
Originally posted by PhlabibitThat's probably all he could afford to give out way back then! But thanks to subscribers like you, the rest of us have gotten extensive gift packages. Aren't you just proud to know you contributed to that? Doesn't it make you feel warm and tingly all over?
I joined back in the day...
http://www.rhp15.com/pictures/Subscribed.jpg
Originally posted by pawnhandlerThat, plus I pay 15 a year since I 'paid back in the day'.
That's probably all he could afford to give out way back then! But thanks to subscribers like you, the rest of us have gotten extensive gift packages. Aren't you just proud to know you contributed to that? Doesn't it make you feel warm and tingly all over?
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