Stupid things I've done

Originally posted by skeeter
You forgot " still living in Canada" .

Chuk chuk .

skeeter

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Aren't you in New Zealand or some other 3rd world country?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Hand, it's been awhile since we've spoken. If it's okay, I'd like to offer a thought for the day from my brother Ken...

'Genes energize genius. Words engender popularity (and/or notoriety). Integrity takes work'. Interesting, huh?



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My really stupid thing that I do regularly is turning down my car stereo when I stop at red lights since I'm scared that people in the other cars will look at me and frown in disapproval at the noise I'm making.

Originally posted by homedepotov
My really stupid thing that I do regularly is turning down my car stereo when I stop at red lights since I'm scared that people in the other cars will look at me and frown in disapproval at the noise I'm making.

I'd like to participate in this thread, but I've never done something stupid.

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Originally posted by Raven69
For your amusement, I am providing a list of 12 stupid things I have done in life.
Rated on a scale of 1 to 10 for stupidity, embarrassment, and general douchebagginess.

1) Going all the way to school when we had a day off.
Stupidity: 6
Embarrassment: 5
Douchebagginess: 2

2) Accidentally hitting myself in the face with a book.
Stupidity: 7
Embarr ...[text shortened]... ee New Moon in theaters on opening weekend.
Stupidity: 0
Embarrassment: 29
Douchebagginess: 0

1. looking for my phone while I'm talking into it.
stupidity: 9
embarrasment: 2 (hey, nobody saw it)
douchbaggery: 0

2. fleeing from a girl who's chasing and trying to kiss me, looking back while running away, and hitting a traffic sign. two black eyes.
stupidity: 5 (it was the wrong girl)
embarrasment: 5
douchbaggery: 2

3. jumping a front flip 10m down, onto a sand slope. not enough spin, landing flat on my back.
stupidity: 5
embarrasment: 0 (hurt too much)
douchbaggery: 0

4. jumping head first from a 10m bridge. pitch black night, couldn't even see the surface so didn't know when I was gonna hit water. drunk. metal structures from the old bridge right under the surface.
stupidity: 10½ (pretty fun though)
embarrasment: 0
douchbaggery: 0

5. telling off a drug fiend who said (to scare me) he had just been released after doing 7 years for killing someone. turned out he wasn't lying. saw him later swinging a 2m 2x4 with huge nails wildly in a crowd.
stupidity: 6 (it's a reasonable assumption that such guys lie, right?)
embarrasment: 0
douchbaggery: 3 (could've handled it better)

6. generally telling any drunk hostile psycho to f right off when confronted.
stupidity: 6
embarrasment: 0
douchbaggery: 3

7. doing the 'right thing' with the wrong girl. ie. not dumping the wrong girl when the right one came knocking.
stupidity: 9
embarrasment: 0
douchbaggery: 5 (damned if you do, damned if you don't)

8. walking up to a pretty girl across an empty yard, making eye contact, a sudden single cough occurs which somehow results into a huge 15cm string of phlegm hanging from the tip of my nose.
stupidity: 8
embarrasment: 27+
douchbaggery: 3

Originally posted by wormwood
8. walking up to a pretty girl across an empty yard, making eye contact, a sudden single cough occurs which somehow results into a huge 15cm string of phlegm hanging from the tip of my nose.
stupidity: 8
embarrasment: 27+
douchbaggery: 3

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I'd like to participate in this thread, but I've never done something stupid.

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Originally posted by Raven69
For your amusement, I am providing a list of 12 stupid things I have done in life.
Rated on a scale of 1 to 10 for stupidity, embarrassment, and general douchebagginess.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Whips and stuff?

my list is to long to post 😞

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I'd like to participate in this thread, but I've never done something stupid.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Right. I've seen pictures of you with hats.