For your amusement, I am providing a list of 12 stupid things I have done in life.
Rated on a scale of 1 to 10 for stupidity, embarrassment, and general douchebagginess.
1) Going all the way to school when we had a day off.
Stupidity: 6
Embarrassment: 5
Douchebagginess: 2
2) Accidentally hitting myself in the face with a book.
Stupidity: 7
Embarrassment: 6
Douchebagginess: 4
3) Tripping over nothing on a flat surface.
Stupidity: 5
Embarrassment: 8
Douchebagginess: 5
4) Walking into a wall.
Stupidity: 8
Embarrassment: 6
Douchebagginess: 6
5) Ruining a perfectly good friendship by getting sexually involved.
Stupidity: 9
Embarrassment: 0
Douchebagginess: 9
6) Repeating #5 with someone else.
Stupidity: 10.5
Embarrassment: 0
Douchebagginess: 10.5
7) Wishing someone to have a good weekend after they told me they are spending the weekend at a family funeral.
Stupidity: 10
Embarrassment: 10
Douchebagginess: 10
8) Starting a paper worth 25% of final mark 6 hours before it is due.
Stupidity: 8
Embarrassment: 0
Douchebagginess: 0
9) Starting to study for a final exam worth 40% of final mark 4 hours before it starts.
Stupidity: 9
Embarrassment: 0
Douchebagginess: 0
10) Spending $150 on a hair brush (bought from an infomercial).
Stupidity: 7
Embarrassment: 2
Douchebagginess: 6
11) Spending $1000 on a leather jacket.
Stupidity: 10
Embarrassment: 8
Douchebagginess: 11
12) Going to see New Moon in theaters on opening weekend.
Stupidity: 0
Embarrassment: 29
Douchebagginess: 0
Originally posted by PalynkaUnfortunately only a few, meager percentage at best. Pareto's Curve appears to still apply... 20%+ grow out
I thought teens were the embodiment of evil upon this earth. Luckily, they grow out of teenagedom.
of it and up to become responsible adults, while 60-70%+ insist on becoming ingrown, confused though not
necessarily evil juveniles for decades (until awakening by reason of some adversity or other reality shock).
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