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For your amusement, I am providing a list of 12 stupid things I have done in life.
Rated on a scale of 1 to 10 for stupidity, embarrassment, and general douchebagginess.

1) Going all the way to school when we had a day off.
Stupidity: 6
Embarrassment: 5
Douchebagginess: 2

2) Accidentally hitting myself in the face with a book.
Stupidity: 7
Embarrassment: 6
Douchebagginess: 4

3) Tripping over nothing on a flat surface.
Stupidity: 5
Embarrassment: 8
Douchebagginess: 5

4) Walking into a wall.
Stupidity: 8
Embarrassment: 6
Douchebagginess: 6

5) Ruining a perfectly good friendship by getting sexually involved.
Stupidity: 9
Embarrassment: 0
Douchebagginess: 9

6) Repeating #5 with someone else.
Stupidity: 10.5
Embarrassment: 0
Douchebagginess: 10.5

7) Wishing someone to have a good weekend after they told me they are spending the weekend at a family funeral.
Stupidity: 10
Embarrassment: 10
Douchebagginess: 10

8) Starting a paper worth 25% of final mark 6 hours before it is due.
Stupidity: 8
Embarrassment: 0
Douchebagginess: 0

9) Starting to study for a final exam worth 40% of final mark 4 hours before it starts.
Stupidity: 9
Embarrassment: 0
Douchebagginess: 0

10) Spending $150 on a hair brush (bought from an infomercial).
Stupidity: 7
Embarrassment: 2
Douchebagginess: 6

11) Spending $1000 on a leather jacket.
Stupidity: 10
Embarrassment: 8
Douchebagginess: 11

12) Going to see New Moon in theaters on opening weekend.
Stupidity: 0
Embarrassment: 29
Douchebagginess: 0

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You forgot " still living in Canada" .

Chuk chuk .

skeeter

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Whips and stuff?

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Originally posted by Raven69
12) Going to see New Moon in theaters on opening weekend.
Stupidity: 0
Embarrassment: 29
Douchebagginess: 0
Shouldn't this be up there on stupidity levels as well?

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Originally posted by Raven69
[b]7) Wishing someone to have a good weekend after they told me they are spending the weekend at a family funeral.
Stupidity: 10
Embarrassment: 10
Douchebagginess: 10
This is my favourite.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Shouldn't this be up there on stupidity levels as well?
Surely you're not suggesting there's anything stupid about emo-teen, homo-erotic vampires that sparkle?

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Originally posted by Starrman
Surely you're not suggesting there's anything stupid about emo-teen, homo-erotic vampires that sparkle?
Surely, I must.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Surely, I must.
I do have to wonder why beings 100+ years old would give two farts about teenage anxst.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I do have to wonder why beings 100+ years old would give two farts about teenage anxst.
Maybe there's a correlation between menstruation and blood taste. 😕

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Originally posted by Palynka
Maybe there's a correlation between menstruation and blood taste. 😕
Mmmmm, oestrogeny.

Or perhaps they miss a more innocent time, given that they're all murdering god-haters.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Mmmmm, oestrogeny.

Or perhaps they miss a more innocent time, given that they're all murdering god-haters.
I thought teens were the embodiment of evil upon this earth. Luckily, they grow out of teenagedom.

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Originally posted by Palynka
I thought teens were the embodiment of evil upon this earth. Luckily, they grow out of teenagedom.
Unfortunately only a few, meager percentage at best. Pareto's Curve appears to still apply... 20%+ grow out

of it and up to become responsible adults, while 60-70%+ insist on becoming ingrown, confused though not

necessarily evil juveniles for decades (until awakening by reason of some adversity or other reality shock).



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Originally posted by Palynka
I thought teens were the embodiment of evil upon this earth. Luckily, they grow out of teenagedom.
Okay, maybe it's solidarity then.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Okay, maybe it's solidarity then.
'Herd-speak'... ultimately far better to be out in front, ahead of the curve and on the right side

of history (no matter how long it takes for the present and your groupie friends to catch up).



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