Originally posted by trev33My guess is that they did notice, they just hadn't told YOU.
3. first or second year of high school, was wearing long black boxer shorts and 'forgot' to put my shorts on before going out to play (rugby i think). no one noticed though.
stupidity: 8
embarrassment: 0 (HA)
douchebagginess: 0
Running from a couple of cops who were checking me out while I was sleeping
on a park bench.
After 4 days of deprivation, I would have been able to sleep warm and eat something
that night if I would have let them get me, but my instincts won.
I spend the rest of the night doing stupid things to get some cops take me for the
night, but to no avail. I still regret some of them.
Originally posted by AcapaYespadaAre you responding to this post?
I've done 1-4, 8, 9...never done #7 but I LMAO with that one hahahha
Originally posted by trev33
oh here goes, from the earliest on.
1. fell out with a friend, was to stubborn to apologize and never spoke to her again.
stupidity: 6
embarrassment: 0
douchebagginess: 8
2. messing around with some bricks with a couple of people, threw one in the air and hit one of them on the head. still have no idea how i did it. a few stitches later everything was golden.
stupidity: 6
embarrassment: 7
douchebagginess: 5
3. first or second year of high school, was wearing long black boxer shorts and 'forgot' to put my shorts on before going out to play (rugby i think). no one noticed though.
stupidity: 8
embarrassment: 0 (HA)
douchebagginess: 0
4. was running down the stairs with my sisters art portfolio laying at the bottom, instead of stopping, moving it out of the way and walking on i decided to try and jump over did and in the process hit my hand off the stupid table were the phone sits and broke my finger.
stupidity: 5
embarrassment: 5
douchebagginess: 5
5. paying £26 for a hair cut.
stupidity: 8
embarrassment: 3
douchebagginess: 7
6. 'forgetting' i was working with shortbread dough and not pastry and adding a little water to it to soften it up at work... it didn't do unnoticed.
stupidity: 8
embarrassment: 8
douchebagginess: 8
7. drinking half a litre of vodka, 'missing' the toilet when peeing drunk and ending up puking green stuff for two days after. i haven't drunk vodka since.
stupidity: 10
embarrassment: 10
douchebagginess: 6
8. getting lost doing a one day trek in ecuador after twice refusing a child's over of a guide, one when i was lost, knew were i had to get and thought i saw a trail. ended up taking a pretty big jump to get to the river bed and broke a small bone in my foot.
stupidity: 7 (but fun)
embarrassment: 0
douchebagginess: 4
9. i've always been a pretty good judge in character so don't see a problem with the following, everyone else disagrees. met a random peruvian guy selling 'maps' after pointing out that i didn't want to buy any maps but might want to buy something else we go back to his flat, i give him some money and he goes off to buy some 'stuff'. he comes back with the 'stuff' that i wanted and a different kind of 'stuff' that i didn't and wanted to sell them both to me. i presumed that he spend all of my money in getting these two products, one of which i had no interest in having. still in his flat i start arguing that i didn't want nor ask for the second stuff and after about an hour of 'negations' we agreed that i'd give him another $7 (in peruvian money obviously) to add to the $17 and ended up taking both products but later throwing one of them away.
stupidity:
embarrassment:
douchebagginess:
you decide, i would put 0, 0, 0.
first stuff was excellent though.
Hard to tell when you're not using the reply & quote feature.
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