- Joined
- 10 Jan 08
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oh here goes, from the earliest on.
1. fell out with a friend, was to stubborn to apologize and never spoke to her again.
stupidity: 6
embarrassment: 0
douchebagginess: 8
2. messing around with some bricks with a couple of people, threw one in the air and hit one of them on the head. still have no idea how i did it. a few stitches later everything was golden.
stupidity: 6
embarrassment: 7
douchebagginess: 5
3. first or second year of high school, was wearing long black boxer shorts and 'forgot' to put my shorts on before going out to play (rugby i think). no one noticed though.
stupidity: 8
embarrassment: 0 (HA)
douchebagginess: 0
4. was running down the stairs with my sisters art portfolio laying at the bottom, instead of stopping, moving it out of the way and walking on i decided to try and jump over did and in the process hit my hand off the stupid table were the phone sits and broke my finger.
stupidity: 5
embarrassment: 5
douchebagginess: 5
5. paying £26 for a hair cut.
stupidity: 8
embarrassment: 3
douchebagginess: 7
6. 'forgetting' i was working with shortbread dough and not pastry and adding a little water to it to soften it up at work... it didn't do unnoticed.
stupidity: 8
embarrassment: 8
douchebagginess: 8
7. drinking half a litre of vodka, 'missing' the toilet when peeing drunk and ending up puking green stuff for two days after. i haven't drunk vodka since.
stupidity: 10
embarrassment: 10
douchebagginess: 6
8. getting lost doing a one day trek in ecuador after twice refusing a child's over of a guide, one when i was lost, knew were i had to get and thought i saw a trail. ended up taking a pretty big jump to get to the river bed and broke a small bone in my foot.
stupidity: 7 (but fun)
embarrassment: 0
douchebagginess: 4
9. i've always been a pretty good judge in character so don't see a problem with the following, everyone else disagrees. met a random peruvian guy selling 'maps' after pointing out that i didn't want to buy any maps but might want to buy something else we go back to his flat, i give him some money and he goes off to buy some 'stuff'. he comes back with the 'stuff' that i wanted and a different kind of 'stuff' that i didn't and wanted to sell them both to me. i presumed that he spend all of my money in getting these two products, one of which i had no interest in having. still in his flat i start arguing that i didn't want nor ask for the second stuff and after about an hour of 'negations' we agreed that i'd give him another $7 (in peruvian money obviously) to add to the $17 and ended up taking both products but later throwing one of them away.
stupidity:
embarrassment:
douchebagginess:
you decide, i would put 0, 0, 0.
first stuff was excellent though.
Originally posted by rookie54Some wear it in the center of their foreheads, some as a shoulder patch, some on their sleeves, some pulsating in their lean or flabby prose, some in their breathy questions, some in their playful light verse, some in their hard won and tortured rhyme... Isn't life itself and the 'spark of humanity' beyond great, along with the daily freedom to be and to keep on re-discovering ourselves (knowing nobody will presume to pass peremptory judgement on our essential selfhood or inimitable style)?
i am greatly heartened to hear of a discovered spark of humanity within yer lifeless husk...
tend tha flame well...
and it will serve you well...
rookie
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Originally posted by wormwoodDon't short yourself on the douchebag factor. I always said you were an underated douche. 😛
1. looking for my phone while I'm talking into it.
stupidity: 9
embarrasment: 2 (hey, nobody saw it)
douchbaggery: 0
2. fleeing from a girl who's chasing and trying to kiss me, looking back while running away, and hitting a traffic sign. two black eyes.
stupidity: 5 (it was the wrong girl)
embarrasment: 5
douchbaggery: 2
3. jumping a front flip ...[text shortened]... egm hanging from the tip of my nose.
stupidity: 8
embarrasment: 27+
douchbaggery: 3
