T shirt slogans

I saw a 20 something stone guy wearing an I BEAT ANOREXIA T shirt

I live with fear everyday, some days she lets me go fishing.
or
Fish come in 3 sizes: Small Mediun and the one that got away

I gave up drinking it was the worst 15 minutes of my life

Extreme Home Makeover Do It Yourself Kit

[Brown paper sack]

The liver is evil and must be punished.

''I get unemployment, you work and we making the same $hit''

A girls t-shirt saying:
"If you think I'm a bitch, then wait till you meet my mother"

"BRANCHLESS - I'm totaly myself"

'Sometimes when I'm dronk, I make mistakes" followed by a funny cartoondrawing.

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The one I regret not buying...

I'm not with stupid anymore.

My mate bought one that said: Don't panic, I'm not Islamic! 😲

"UCLA
YANKEE
COLA"

Worn by the waiter in the Simpson's episode where they go to Japan and eat at 'America Town'.

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
My mate bought one that said: [b]Don't panic, I'm not Islamic! 😲[/b]

Here's my monkey, (input pic of a monkey) Spank it!

One for autistic people: "I am not just weird, I am autistic."
And one for weird neurotypicals: "I am not autistic, I am just weird."

My brother has a George Best t-shirt that reads:

I spent most of my money on women, alcohol and fast cars...

The rest I squandered.