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http://www.fatinternetkid.com/fwd/2006/10/08/hell-explained-by-chemistry-student/

A MUST READ!!!

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Kids are so creative these days. The only weird thing I ever did was write "screw this" across an answer I'd started but got stuck part way through.

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Originally posted by zambony
http://www.fatinternetkid.com/fwd/2006/10/08/hell-explained-by-chemistry-student/

A MUST READ!!!
A classic.

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Originally posted by Ian68
Kids are so creative these days. The only weird thing I ever did was write "screw this" across an answer I'd started but got stuck part way through.
I couldn't remember the name of Noah's (I think it was him!) third son for an Old Testament test, so I wrote "Ham, Shem, and Irving." I didn't get credit for Irving. 😞

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Originally posted by reader1107
I couldn't remember the name of Noah's (I think it was him!) third son for an Old Testament test, so I wrote "Ham, Shem, and Irving." I didn't get credit for Irving. 😞
I thought they were funny because in college I use to right all sorts of little doodles and such by all my answers. Anything to help explain myself better and get bonus marks 😉

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Originally posted by reader1107
I couldn't remember the name of Noah's (I think it was him!) third son for an Old Testament test, so I wrote "Ham, Shem, and Irving." I didn't get credit for Irving. 😞
Hang on, I've remembered another one, but you may not like this.

There was a French test where you had to insert a missing verb into a sentence. There was one question that only one person got right, but over 90% gave the following answer:

Il mange le chat.

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Originally posted by mokko
I thought they were funny because in college I use to right all sorts of little doodles and such by all my answers. Anything to help explain myself better and get bonus marks 😉
I wasn't sober enough in college (the first time) to do that.. :'(😞 thus explaining why I graduated college 24 years after I graduated high school... 😛

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Originally posted by Ian68
Hang on, I've remembered another one, but you may not like this.

There was a French test where you had to insert a missing verb into a sentence. There was one question that only one person got right, but over 90% gave the following answer:

Il mange le chat.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

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Originally posted by Ian68
Hang on, I've remembered another one, but you may not like this.

There was a French test where you had to insert a missing verb into a sentence. There was one question that only one person got right, but over 90% gave the following answer:

Il mange le chat.
😲

So what answer was the teacher looking for? "Il adore le chat"? 🙂

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Originally posted by Nordlys
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So what answer was the teacher looking for? "Il adore le chat"? 🙂
Can I answer in English? I don't trust Babelfish.

The one marked as correct was "He strokes the cat."

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I remember one music test in highschool where we had to analyse some piece by Beethoven, and I had some fun completely overanalysing it, claiming that some little phrase was an inversion of part of the first theme with a rhythmical change, or something like that. I got a top grade for that, and I don't think the teacher noticed that it was a parody.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I remember one music test in highschool where we had to analyse some piece by Beethoven, and I had some fun completely overanalysing it, claiming that some little phrase was an inversion of part of the first theme with a rhythmical change, or something like that. I got a top grade for that, and I don't think the teacher noticed that it was a parody.
I did that with some piece of literature in college (the last time I went). The teacher was one of those who saw symbolism in everything, and I had a field day. I just parroted back a lot of the carp she'd spouted during the semester, creating links between works, etc. It was quite a masterful bit of creative writing.

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Originally posted by zambony
http://www.fatinternetkid.com/fwd/2006/10/08/hell-explained-by-chemistry-student/

A MUST READ!!!
Excellent. Very funny kid.

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Originally posted by mokko
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You have some of the best pictures on here. I liked the elephant myself. LOL.